Giant Wang

[J.M.]

First of all, why would you click on a thread entitled "giant wang"...?

Anyway, so Iain and Paddy were up around Leicester a short while ago, doing a bike trade. The trusty varadingdong has now gone. I'm in Birmingham at this point. I get a message from them. A picture of Iain pulling a rape face behind my parents' street sign:

https://i.imgur.com/PmkYU3U.jpg

A short while later I receive a text from my mum, asking what has been left here. So, I message them:

https://i.imgur.com/SKotntH.png

Anyway, I turned up to my parents' house the other day, back for Christmas. I'm greeted with a huge ass box.

https://i.imgur.com/6D1ZnaW.jpg

So I open the box as you do. Inside... a giant wang

Pictured on a sofa, next to a guitar body for size reference.

https://i.imgur.com/QaPK0pS.jpg

So yeah, cool story bro, and all that
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[Quornholio]

Epic.

I neeeeed to know where it was from. It's just begging to be sent to my sister in law.

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[P.addy]

Who opened the parcel...

[DrSnoosnoo]

LOL
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[DrSnoosnoo]

LOL
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I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Marmalade]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Inflatable-Penis-Blow-Up-Willy-Cock-Hen-Night-Do-90Cm-Party-Fancy-Dress-/350899726974?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item51b340ea7e
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[-Matt-]

Please say your mum was in the room during opening

Good luck with the plausable explanations for that

[hellkat]

But then, the dilemma occurs:

Would you rather receive a box containing a very large inflated penis

OR

Receive an uninflated penis in a normal size box and then be seen by your parents blowing it up ...

tough call
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[P.addy]

[Tarmacsurfer]

I clicked as you're a geek, I was expecting a piece of vintage computer hardware.
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[Walloper]

[27cows]

Never mind the big inflatable cock & balls, what about the fact that someone is clearly loitering about covering up street signs near where your mum and dad live
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[J.M.]

[P.addy]

Like I said... wasn't me or Iain that delivered it

https://i.imgur.com/UKarhn4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ewsxc7q.jpg

[Minty]

Giant?

It looks small to me.
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[gixerladsw]

ha brilliant. Personally speaking I am always going to click on a thread about cocks or cunts.. PS why am I now getting memories of Peter Kay and Phoenix Nights and the bouncy castle episode in my mind!

[Boris the spider]

[J.M.]

Think I may leave this laying on the bed fully inflated the next time I bring a girl back to my place in Birmingham, just to see her reaction
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