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PostPosted: 09:30 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Stinkwheel about to get his (helmet visor) wish? Reply with quote

https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1089129_mclaren-to-do-away-with-windscreen-wipers

So its on a McLaren F1 which is a £1.4 million quid car.

But then again it is based on £100million quid jet fighter aircraft tech

But give it ten years and the technology will trickle down to your bog standard commuter car.

Miniaturised and modified so you can stick it on a motorcycle visor*

*assuming motorbikes are legal in 2024, that there is petrol and we've not gone mad max.
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some fun sponge will tell them that they have to fit a wiper anyway, because it's the law don'tcha know.
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Re: Stinkwheel about to get his (helmet visor) wish? Reply with quote

fatpies wrote:

So its on a McLaren F1 which is a £1.4 million quid car.

Except they say it's not on any cars and the car pictured is a P1, with the F1 being much older. You can see he wiper in the picture.
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Re: Stinkwheel about to get his (helmet visor) wish? Reply with quote

fatpies wrote:
https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1089129_mclaren-to-do-away-with-windscreen-wipers

So its on a McLaren F1 which is a £1.4 million quid car..


I guess you only looked at the pics Embarassed Which does have a wiper on..... Laughing

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Unfortunately, there’s no word on when we might see the system fitted to one of McLaren’s cars.


So its pie in the sky idea then...
Still nice bit of publicity Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might vibrate fillings out on a helmet.

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an ultrasonic transducer on the screen could send 30 kHz waves of ultrasound across the surface and repel all debris--even snow and insects.
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, as far as I know the aeroplanes with windscreen wipers only use them at slower speeds - once jets are in the sky they're going fast enough that you don't need them.

So, perhaps the answer is just to ride/drive at over 150mph all the time?
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
perhaps the answer is just to ride/drive at over 150mph all the time?


Vote for me to be minister of transport and thou shalt have thyn wish. No need for HS2 when the fast lane of the motorway is now restricted to vehicles capable of 140mph and over.
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Also, as far as I know the aeroplanes with windscreen wipers only use them at slower speeds - once jets are in the sky they're going fast enough that you don't need them.

So, perhaps the answer is just to ride/drive at over 150mph all the time?


This + 1, windscreen wipers on aeroplanes don't do anything at higher speed. They're used for taxi, take off and landing. There isn't anything magical about the glass on a 737, other than it's really really thick, to survive a bird strike at 500mph.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Also, as far as I know the aeroplanes with windscreen wipers only use them at slower speeds - once jets are in the sky they're going fast enough that you don't need them.


It's not down to speed, but altitude. Airliners spend most of their time above the weather. No rain with no clouds below you.

Keeps them very clean, too. Next time you go to an airport, have a look at the prop aircraft that shuttle back and forth at 20,000 feet (below the clouds) and compare them them to the easyjet aircraft that do similar jobs and are constantly in use, but flying higher. The turboprop shuttles are filthy by comparison.
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
...once jets are in the sky they're going fast enough that you don't need them.

So, perhaps the answer is just to ride/drive at over 150mph all the time?

That's just crazy talk. Are you not thinking of the kittens.
May I suggest an indepth study. I'm putting my money on 125.6mph will be the optimum speed for fluid dispersal, allowing for windspeed of up to 9.8mph. Wink
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robby wrote:

It's not down to speed, but altitude. Airliners spend most of their time above the weather. No rain with no clouds below you.

The interwebs disagree, from a quick search - well, as one example an A320 apparantly has a max wiper speed of 230knots, while someone else mentions them being difficult to 'park' the wipers above 180 knots.
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brilliant. Ultrasonic screen on a helmet. First drop of rain and your fillings fall out.
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robby wrote:
G wrote:
Also, as far as I know the aeroplanes with windscreen wipers only use them at slower speeds - once jets are in the sky they're going fast enough that you don't need them.


It's not down to speed, but altitude. Airliners spend most of their time above the weather. No rain with no clouds below you.

Keeps them very clean, too. Next time you go to an airport, have a look at the prop aircraft that shuttle back and forth at 20,000 feet (below the clouds) and compare them them to the easyjet aircraft that do similar jobs and are constantly in use, but flying higher. The turboprop shuttles are filthy by comparison.


I think if you google Bumble Bee Max Velocity you'll fine it could never ever fly fast enough to shit on a jets windscreen. So its simply speed that keeps them clean. I don't think this sonoc wiper will sell so I'm out.
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they up the amplitude, do you think it would repell volvo estate cars?
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

...only when the weight of said Volvo is less than your compulsory cast iron helmet safety liner - proposed EeeeYooooo safety mod for 2016!
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely fighters jets travel so fast the water will stream off anyway?
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
fun sponge


This expression pleases me.

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PostPosted: 18:32 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

So we need this 'forcefield' technology when we're just walking out and about in our coats / hats. Would overtake a technology that has barely changed in hundreds of years: the umbrella.
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 17 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

J7mbo wrote:
So we need this 'forcefield' technology when we're just walking out and about in our coats / hats. Would overtake a technology that has barely changed in hundreds of years: the umbrella.


What if

I'm just saying

WHAT **IF**

What if YOUR UMBRELLA had a forcefield?

THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES

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