Chuck Norris responds to Van Damme by doing his own splits

[MinhDinh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA
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Hit the G spot.

[Rigga]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck norris
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Current bike: Honda CBR 1100xx

[RhynoCZ]

Chuck Norris was born in log cabin, that he built himself.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[groovylee]

Some people wear superman pyjamas. Superman wears chuck norris pyjamas
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Past - 1988 honda revere 600, 1996 kawasaki gpz500s, 1999 Yamaha R6

Current - 2002 Aprilia RSV1000R & 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R

[Rigga]

Chuck Norris doesn't make typos, he creates new words.
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Current bike: Honda CBR 1100xx

[andym]

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet



Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[groovylee]

Jesus could walk on water.

Chuck norris can swim through land.
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Past - 1988 honda revere 600, 1996 kawasaki gpz500s, 1999 Yamaha R6

Current - 2002 Aprilia RSV1000R & 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R

[Spudly]

Kryptonite is Chuck Norris' birth stone.
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The Old Apprentice

[Martin_T]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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My Old Ladies: Natasha - Hartford HD125 S Fixin' Up:Jessica - Kawasaki GPZ500S
Dream Bike: Kawasaki GPZ900R (With the Top Gun stickers and such) <-- fanboy

[andym]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

[DrSnoosnoo]

I'll google chuck norris for you
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I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R

[Rigga]

[400bandit]

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats Unicorn.
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Current Bikes 650 Honda Bros, VTR1000 Firestorm // Past Bikes: Sachs Madass 50/110cc - Bandit 400 - FZR750
(+ a XS650 in lots of pieces in my garage and other places...)

[ride_to_die]

Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945.Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
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I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

[27cows]

I bet Chuck performs his own plastic surgery (with his bare hands).
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The RXS100: vehicle of choice for Chuck Norris

[MinhDinh]

[martyn107]

[TheManWithThe...]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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MBK Nitro 50, Sold. Kawasaki ER-5, Honda ST1100
"Anyone can jump a motorcycle! The trouble begins when you try to land it..."

[andym]

[27cows]

[TheManWithThe...]

[UrbanRacer]

Chuck Norris is a cock and a religious nut, I've never understood all this bollocks when there are far harder people out there.

[27cows]

[Rigga]

[The Wobbly Orange]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
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People tell me I am lovely. How wrong they are!