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gixerladsw
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Too much bike love? Reply with quote

Alrighty!!!

I offered to cook a couple of mates sunday lunch,,, ( i know ... fucking generous or what??) Half way though cooking I noticed the kitchen windows were properly filthy so whilst stuff was cooking got some window cleaner and quickly cleaned the windows so could see my bike clearer sitting outside the window whilst cooking. These two non biking mates thought that was hilarous and geeky. So, is this :

1.) taking love of your bike too far?

2.) Perfectly normal for a biker who loves his bike.

3.) My own fault for having non biking mates and I deserve all I get?
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vote for option 4: a shit premise for a thread.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

So basically, you cleaned your window because it was dirty...
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
I vote for option 4: a shit premise for a thread.


fair fucking point I guess, boredom on a sunday, thought there might be some witty banter on here .
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I moved my bike so I could type properly...I'm always parking it it silly places. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 18:23 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Geeky" is what the small minded grunt because they can't spell "enthusiastic".

Meanwhile, they will no doubt cut a bitch just because he doesn't wear the same merchandise that pays for a mob of 11 mincing Johanzki Foreigners to roll around on fake grass clutching their fake knee injuries once a week. Because that's important.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

immaculate bike mate! Is that low dry miles only?
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Don't be stupid. It's not real.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ohh , i thought that was it in front of a multiplex screen! Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can tell when you`ve taken your bike-love to far................, when someone catches you with your willy in the exhaust pipe Shocked .
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have heard of this , it cant be good that sort of thing! would leave you exhausted would it not!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gixerladsw wrote:
ohh , i thought that was it in front of a multiplex screen! Very Happy Very Happy


https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02536/george-bush-3_2536602b.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Youre on a dangerous path... I started washing the windows. Next minute i woke up after a few drinks to find the zx6 in bed and the girlfriend locked in the garage
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gixerladsw wrote:
thought there might be some witty banter on here .


You'll learn.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
You can tell when you`ve taken your bike-love to far................, when someone catches you with your willy in the exhaust pipe Shocked .


**NSFW**

Say what?

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PostPosted: 23:57 - 19 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gixerladsw wrote:
ohh , i thought that was it in front of a multiplex screen! Very Happy Very Happy

You weren't concerned by the pink fleshy thing under the engine?
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PostPosted: 05:50 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

My biggest concern would be finding a Phillips screwdriver that size...
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to really love my CBR. I know it wasn't fancy, or clean, or intact.

But it was a warrior. It had scars. It had character. It had never (really) let me down, not properly when it mattered. At least not until the eternally fucked clutch.

But whenever I was on drugs, I'd enjoy going to stare at it. One night I was on a lot of pills, and my mate wouldn't let me hug him (Crying or Very sad forever alone Crying or Very sad) so went and hugged the bike for a bit.

Wub

So no, if you buy a fancy bike, largely motivated by the look of it, there's no problem with wanting to appreciate it even when you aren't on it. Why not?
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll often find me shut away in a toilet cubicle at work just staring at pics of my bike on my phone.
Sometimes I don't even need a shit.
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Matt- wrote:
Youre on a dangerous path... I started washing the windows. Next minute i woke up after a few drinks to find the zx6 in bed and the girlfriend locked in the garage


Sorry Matt, I am not seeing how that is dangerous? Is that not the correct order of things...ohhh I see sorry being slow, you should have bound and gagged the girlfriend, not just locked her in there she might touch your stuff.
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gixerladsw
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
You'll often find me shut away in a toilet cubicle at work just staring at pics of my bike on my phone.
Sometimes I don't even need a shit.


ahmen to that one!
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gixerladsw
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bonny wrote:
I used to really love my CBR. I know it wasn't fancy, or clean, or intact.

But it was a warrior. It had scars. It had character. It had never (really) let me down, not properly when it mattered. At least not until the eternally fucked clutch.

But whenever I was on drugs, I'd enjoy going to stare at it. One night I was on a lot of pills, and my mate wouldn't let me hug him (Crying or Very sad forever alone Crying or Very sad) so went and hugged the bike for a bit.

Wub

So no, if you buy a fancy bike, largely motivated by the look of it, there's no problem with wanting to appreciate it even when you aren't on it. Why not?


Glad Im not alone bud! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doovy wrote:
pepperami wrote:
You can tell when you`ve taken your bike-love to far................, when someone catches you with your willy in the exhaust pipe Shocked .


**NSFW**

Say what?

**NSFW**

The worrying thing is that you knew where to find that image Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll never be able to look Mr. Tumble in the eye again.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 20 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
The worrying thing is that you knew where to find that image Laughing


All I'm saying is that my google search history includes "man willy exhaust car".
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