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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:02 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: crisis Reply with quote
Just got my dick out to some random girl. Turns out shes an aquantcnee brothers sister
. Im fucked i think. I didn't know. My lifes a fucking mess atm. Uh.dontwant to be mark Roberts but feel like him atm.
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Derivative
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PostPosted: 05:05 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
'Brother's sister'?

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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:07 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im more than fucked to have the authority to type this. Sorry. Btw. Thanks for being awesome bcf.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:08 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
D. That reply. Made me smile. Thanks mate.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:10 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
D. That reply. Made me smile. Thanks mate.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:17 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got my sick out to a bird who turned out to be my mates. Sisterr. Got turfed out the building now typing this with one hand in the rain. Blah. If this happened anywhere else in the world. I would have got a blowu
fuck britain
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 05:26 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walked into a lampist.
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Derivative
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PostPosted: 06:27 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
If this thread is anything to go by, I need to get absolutely knob-faced drunk more often.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 06:59 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
I got my sick out to a bird


Wtf. It reminds me of that ancient chat up line - "would you like to see my etchings?" But in this case it would have to be something like "would you like to see my collection of vomit and bile, it's carefully stored in sealed, clearly labelled baggies and is quite extensive."

Then I'm thinking well actually, this might work quite well if it was a bulimic chick. You could while away the wee hours swapping puke tales. Thumbs Up
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Boris the spider
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PostPosted: 07:36 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Brightened up a dreary morning.
I've done a mates sister. Got the talk from him about being nice to her etc if I was going out with her.

Took me all my time not to tell him she loves it up the arse..
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
A "mate" cock blocked you and put you out on the street with your tackle on full alert? Poor show. Poor bloody Byronic show.
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martyn107
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Think he is going to have a 2 or 3 day hangover?
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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I suspect the present girlfriend is going to get informed of the fact his trouser snake was in another cave. Laughing
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Tristan.
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fukkin' capped in case of post-hangover editing.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, someone has obviously hacked my account.

.. Laughing .
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
Well, someone has obviously hacked my account.

.. Laughing .


liar liar pants on fire
admit it you were pissed and now ashamed of posting this Laughing
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
And only just got out of bed Mr. Green
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Boris the spider
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pass the popcorn

Right......

Wiggle out of this.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Boris the spider wrote:
Pass the popcorn

Right......

Wiggle out of this.


Sorry to disappoint you mate, I don't intend to do any wiggling. Was a funny night and I drank far, far too much. I was being a menace to most girls, including those with boyfriends (I remember getting a telling off from one of them, naughty me). I felt really bad. Not.

Just fancied being an idiot on here whilst helping kill some time during my long walk home. Put the popcorn away. Wink .

Killer f'ing hangover though.
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 25 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
so did you shag her or not ??
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