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PostPosted: 18:00 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Re: Stupid things/mistakes you have done? *tedious post aler Reply with quote

mikesaa309 wrote:
Doubt anyone has been that retarded but has anyone done something that has nearly got them seriously injured or killed?


No, we used to have someone that used to be that stupid on this forum. He got into an accident doing the same sort of thing, overtaking at junctions. He's now 6ft under.
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Re: Stupid things/mistakes you have done? *tedious post aler Reply with quote

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mikesaa309 wrote:
Doubt anyone has been that retarded but has anyone done something that has nearly got them seriously injured or killed?


No, we used to have someone that used to be that stupid on this forum. He got into an accident doing the same sort of thing, overtaking at junctions. He's now 6ft under.


That's why I'm a much more sedate rider now. I'm only 19 and don't want to die just yet. Luckily I survived that stupid thing and I learnt from it.
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riding too fast up to a junction, lights change, I am going too fast to stop car pulls across BANG. Wrote the car off I turned a cartwheel at 40 mph over the bonnet, got away with a broken wrist and strained ligaments in my shoulder, couldn't sleep on my left side for two years.

Again riding too fast for the conditions, car spins on motorway, I am too close and have to go for the gap between the car and the central reservation. Inches man, inches Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me and a couple of mates have gone down a country lane, NSL, but you'd have to be nuts if you wanted to travel down it at more than 35mph.

Being 19, we were doing the NSL down this road.

I nailed it round a tight left hander, I have seen footpaths wider than this road, and there was this great big digger, wheels either side of the tarmac coming towards me.

I slammed the anchors on, the michelin AC10's finally gave way, I went low siding off the road, my mate on his TZR managed to come to a halt upright and my other mate with a Derbi Senda didn't take the corner so fast and stopped with plenty of time to spare.

If the digger thing hadn't been travelling at about 10MPH and the driver hadn't been awake, I'd be a squidged boy now, I'm sure of it.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fladdem wrote:
Me and a couple of mates have gone down a country lane, NSL, but you'd have to be nuts if you wanted to travel down it at more than 35mph.

Being 19, we were doing the NSL down this road.

I nailed it round a tight left hander, I have seen footpaths wider than this road, and there was this great big digger, wheels either side of the tarmac coming towards me.

I slammed the anchors on, the michelin AC10's finally gave way, I went low siding off the road, my mate on his TZR managed to come to a halt upright and my other mate with a Derbi Senda didn't take the corner so fast and stopped with plenty of time to spare.

If the digger thing hadn't been travelling at about 10MPH and the driver hadn't been awake, I'd be a squidged boy now, I'm sure of it.


Similar to one time I was tanking round a country road at 60 and went round this tight bend which I had done before but there was a tractor doing like 20 mph just round it. Luckily my bike's brakes are good as fuck and stopped in time, after shitting my pants. I've never taken that corner fast since then I'd do 50 at the most round it.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're only 19? By the way you type I figured you were a middle aged man going through a midlife crisis. A boring midlife crisis at that.
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
You're only 19? By the way you type I figured you were a middle aged man going through a midlife crisis. A boring midlife crisis at that.


In what way would my typing reflect my age? And your life can't be much more fun if the most fun you have is attempting to insult people on forums.

Don't give up trying though no one likes a quitter Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 21:11 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikesaa309 wrote:
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You're only 19? By the way you type I figured you were a middle aged man going through a midlife crisis. A boring midlife crisis at that.


In what way would my typing reflect my age?


You come across a boring cunt. See my previous message.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:


In what way would my typing reflect my age?


Eddie Hitler wrote:
You come across a boring cunt. See my previous message.


Then you know where the scroll bar is I hope? All you have to do is keep on scrolling if you can manage that?


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PostPosted: 21:13 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:23 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

These threads are getting really tedious now.
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Problem with scrolling new post list, is that half the page are your boring ass threads that are simply random thoughts that pop into your head.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

PhilDawson8270 wrote:
Problem with scrolling new post list, is that half the page are your boring ass threads that are simply random thoughts that pop into your head.


There's also several other topics other than general chat if you didn't notice?

Not to mention you don't have to click on my posts believe it or not.
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikesaa309 wrote:
PhilDawson8270 wrote:
These threads are getting really tedious now.


Scroll bar to the right of monitor >>>>

Use it


Think about if you were in a pub, and you were being loud and annoying. I wouldn't ignore you, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, this site isn't your blog page and no one cares about your bullshit.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

One thing about youngsters (we've all been one) is they think everything they say is "way cool man" however most of it is rubbish.

I suggested on your other thread that you stop talking (typing) now because most all you are saying is making you look very very stupid.

Take the advice mucker and give it a rest.

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PostPosted: 21:50 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chalky. wrote:


Think about if you were in a pub, and you were being loud and annoying. I wouldn't ignore you, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, this site isn't your blog page and no one cares about your bullshit.


But we're not in a pub and you have the option to easily ignore me without being an ass.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just don't understand why I ask something that a 5 year old can understand but someone has to complain about my boring posts?

Fine you find me boring whatever but if you're not going to reply to the post with something related to the post than just move on. jeeze not like it matters if my posts are boring not the end of the world is it?
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MC wrote:
Its that your creating very similar topics, this one's the same as... I've already forgotten which one I'm posting in Smile At 19 you should be out getting pi$$ed and pursuing women, not over-analysing every second your on a bike. Just enjoy it man Thumbs Up


As boring as it may seem I'm not into drinking, I drink but not to get pissed I have fun without being pissed up and if you lot find me boring then I stand no chance with women.

I enjoy riding the bike and I find even a little 125 fun to be on. With the millage my bike can do (10 quid for 230 odd miles) I will ride all day if the weather is decent enough.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikesaa309 wrote:
With the millage my bike can do (10 quid for 230 odd miles)


Oh really, what bike Laughing Because fun and 130+mpg do not go hand in hand.
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
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With the millage my bike can do (10 quid for 230 odd miles)


Oh really, what bike Laughing Because fun and 130+mpg do not go hand in hand.


CBF 125, no its not the fastest 125 out there but I can go for longer without fuel stops. But It can still be fun especially with the wind behind me. Not to mention handles amazing so taking corners quick is easy to do on it without worrying about it loosing traction or wobbling etc.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 02 Feb 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikesaa309 wrote:
With the millage my bike can do (10 quid for 230 odd miles)


So, a quick calculation reveals you've spent £1740 on petrol alone in 2 years ensuring the depth of your ignorance is equaled only by its breadth.

Result, I'd say.

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