I have a stalker!

Fifteen15 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Apr 2011 Karma :

A bit of a weird one. I'm currently in Saigon, Vietnam. I've been here for 8 weeks and leaving in 3. I go to the park most nights to hang out with friends. 4 days ago a kid about 16 turned up. He's homeless, has no parents and he's got some kind of mental illness. He started following me everywhere I went. He acted as though he liked me, sitting so close to me, rubbing my knee, saying he wants to have my babies etc. At first everyone thought it was hilarious. We felt sorry for him so joked along. He followed me to my hotel that night at about 12:30am where security stopped him from coming in. The next morning I was told by reception he was there until 4am and then he slept on the floor in front of the hotel.

For the last 4 days I've had the same shit. He's following me like a lost puppy. I've never given him food or money and the only time I may have encouraged him was the first day. I feel bad for him so don't want to shout at him but even my friends have got pissed off at him and told him to go but he just laughs. I don't mind him following me, I have a lot of patience for him. I understand he's mentally ill but there's only so many times I can take having food spat in my face and my balls being grabbed. It's got to a point where it's now bothering my friends, my hotel receptionist, security and me but I don't know how to stop him. The police here are fucking useless and they don't speak English. I don't want to move hotels as I've been here too long and changing hang out spots isn't an option. Is it just a case of beating him with a shitty stick until he fucks off?
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Lord Percy · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Aug 2012 Karma :

Yeah he isn't your burden. He's one annoying kid in a world of 7 billion. Brush him off, show him you can't be arsed any more. Or just avoid him until he disappears.

Quite a funny situation to be in though to be honest Laughing

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

Dude it's all part of life's threadbare hearth rug.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Buy a Garry Glitter costume, It will scare the crap out of most Vietnamese kids.
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Groove · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Karma :

But i thought we will have babies Sad

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

He's probably plotting how to chop you up and eat you.

Just ignore him until he gets bored.

O, and is he spitting food into your face, or grabbing your balls? If so grow some and give him a slap.
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Tungtvann · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Dec 2012 Karma :

It sounds like you are a good guy, but sometimes you've just got to understand that you can't save everyone.

Rigga · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Nov 2012 Karma :

Can't the hotel offer any help? Like talk to the local plod for you?
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Clanger · Stirrer Joined: 27 May 2004 Karma :

Go to the Tourist Police. They generally want to keep tourists coming, if you complain about the kid to them, they are more likely to do something than the regular plod.

If you were in Cambodia, I would suggest you contact the Friends Charity as they deal with/help homeless kids. Maybe there is a similar homeless children's charity...do a google search online and have a look. Thumbs Up

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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

It's Vietnam, life is cheap.

So murder the fucker, you'll probably get away with it. Be creative.

Even better, murder 3 people. Leave a few remains, and get a magic marker. Write 1 on the first one, 2 on the second one, and 4 on the third one. Detectives don't believe in serial killers doing things like that to fuck with them, they'll keep on looking for number 3.