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| Benno |
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 Benno World Chat Champion

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 Posted: 19:04 - 23 Feb 2014 Post subject: Job interviews |
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I've finally got an interview lined up with a good company this coming Thursday.
I'm told I'm good at coming across as friendly and confident in interviews, but my technique still sucks. I'm terrible at extrapolating skills I learnt from things I did - I tend to just state what I did, and to me the skills inherent in the activity/accomplishment are self evident and speak for themselves. So I don't really know what I should say, or how I should say it.
For example, the UOTC. Obviously that involves leadership, time management and discipline. What the hell else can I say? Apparently this isn't enough because I keep getting awkward silences.
Also, I'm never sure if I should mention the army reserves in job interviews, since it may scare an employer into thinking I'm going to be away all the time messing around playing soldiers. However, this interview is for a company that organises defence conferences and stuff, so I'm not sure what to think.
Any general advice/tips for job interviews would be very welcome  ____________________ I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you. |
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| metalangel |
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I found the key is to control the urge to babble that comes with nervousness. And don't fidget. ____________________ Previous: 2002 Honda CB500 (sold), 2007 Suzuki SV650SK6 (crashed), 2005 Yamaha FZ6 Fazer (sold). Currently bikeless
"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt |
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| Benno |
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| Benno |
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 Benno World Chat Champion

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| Lord Percy wrote: | Possibly going totally against the grain here but my opinion of 'interview technique' is that you absolutely should not have any technique and should not prepare at all, at least not in terms of trying to second guess what they might ask you.
This may be the thing that relegates me to shelf-stacking for the rest of my life, but I absolutely could not take seriously any kind of interview where they ask me any of that scripted 'tell me about XYZ..' shite, unless it was a genuine question that they clearly asked with several ounces of sincerity.
I agree that it's good to do background research, but the whole thing about preparing for 'the questions they may ask'... that's a thing I'll never do. I'd rather admit defeat and have no answer than come out with a memorised script of stuff that I wouldn't naturally say in real everyday conversation.
| Benno wrote: | For example:
Them: tell us about a time when you used negotiation to solve a problem |
I hate these sorts of questions with a passion . Anyone, and I mean anyone, if by chance they had the right story to tell, or had a good enough way with words, could say some kind of story to make themselves look like a shining example of a future employee. But it means fuck all about their true character or ability. Actually, often the ones with the gift of the gab are the worst at living up to their own self-image. While the ones who suck at interviews get sidelined even though they'd excel if they were given the chance. |
Every interview I've had so far has been nothing but an hour of scripted questions.
One of them even asked me what animal I would be at the end of the interview. My answer:
"Any animal? OK. Can I be anywhere in the world? Good. Probably somewhere in the vast North American wilderness, and probably something that can fly. Maybe a bald eagle. I could fly through the mountains and forests during the day and shed a tear on the American flag at night."
They felt I was too ambitious and would be under-challenged, and leave the company after a short time, so didn't hire me  ____________________ I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you. |
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I suppose you are a recent graduate. Expect them to ask generic questions and expect extraordinary answers (yes, I ran for the paralympics and won the gold medal whilst the police were chasing me for looting the bank where I had three accomplices which I had to manage).
I have rejected from quite a lot of opportunities by now and I have not had any constructive feedback.
Granted I royally fucked the first two interviews I gave, and thought to myself who the fuck answer questions like that.
Just do your best, if they like you they'll hire you. If they don't, there are millions of stupid excuses they give. My favourite ones are "you are overqualified" and secondly "you don't have enough experience outside university"
I don't let it get to me anymore. So just relax, do your research and give it your best. That is all you can do. If unsuccessful, try again. ____________________ yzf 600r  |
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Stick to STAR as Fatpies said. Some like it, some hate it, but it's a good framework to make sure you answer the question fully. Have a think about generic questions and work out and write down some answers to them, so you have those ready.
Stick to examples of things you did, not things you would have done. If you don't have an example that fits exactly what they want, give something close. Subsequent questions should fill in the gaps.
For example, Benno, give me an example of running an awareness campaign for a product or service.
I don't have an example that fits that, but I can fit most of it by giving my example of teaching a small company owned by a friend of the family about LibreOffice, saving them money on MS licencing and getting around the training barrier of older staff not understanding how to use MS Office 2010.
Nice one, welcome aboard.
Far better than waffling on about how you might run an awareness campaign.
Also, be vaguely honest, particularly about the end result of things. Usually at least one question in the interview will be about something you have failed at, why you failed, what you could have done differently. Get in a example of something that failed and what you have learned from it and this should head them off. Not a massive failure either - something where you were set an ambitious (impossible) target, and missed it by a narrow margin. |
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Just shat a brick, the interview is tomorrow. And the only job description I can find for the role is for the same role in their Berlin office - and it's written in German  ____________________ I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you. |
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Practice verbally. It almost becomes memory but you then get to talk in a natural magnet than unscripted.
I had 3 interviews last year. One I was just on time but they said come 15 mins early. Couldn't get parking (bike Bay) then got lost when they told me to walk 100 metres to where the interview would take place. (didn't tell me) interview was Ok but I ended up being very late.
No job.
Second I revised so much. Wrote everything down. The panel ended up asking only 5 quetions. They looked fierce and I was nervous. I learned that I should just be natural and not try to be a boffin. I felt so bad after that.
Third one I had to do excel, English and a maths test. I felt I did okay.
The 2 nights before I kept googling what I may be asked, and practiced. Verbally over and over. Got someone to ask me 20 questions that I wrote down too. Felt confident.
When the interview cane, I shook everyone's hand. I smiled throughout the interview and made jokes.
I talked as much as possible that was relevant. Seeing 3 people smile and write loads made me happy. They made me relax and I explained everything I have done that would help me with my new role etc...
I asked about training they offered and how the company encourages progression.
I asked them why they like working here and what are the benefits they see over other places.
Remember is a two way thing. Will they suit you and vice versa. Got the job. Remember personality matters, they want to see if you are the type of guy they want to work with as well as are you not retarded in your answers. ____________________ Hit the G spot.  |
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I've had 3 interviews over the past 2 weeks, got all 3 jobs
What sort of thing is it?
I find having something in front of me really helps, like a portfolio of work or even just a notepad.
I researched each company alot and made notes on a pad.
I had written about 3 A4 pages of things to say that I just kept reading to myself before hand, this helped me loads!
Just be yourself, smile and ride it out. All I can say is fail to prepare and prepare to fail
Good luck  ____________________ 07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change! |
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They never got back to me
Dammit I want to move out of here already and find my own cosy little studio flat with no psycho aunt invading my room at 4am ____________________ I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you. |
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 Ste Not Work Safe

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 Posted: 18:48 - 10 Mar 2014 Post subject: Re: Job interviews |
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What are your strengths?
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker.
Can you give me an example?
Yes, when do I start?
What would you say was your greatest weakness?
Honesty.
I don't think honesty is a weakness.
I don't give a fuck what you think.
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Old Thread Alert!
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