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PostPosted: 23:15 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: pot noodles Reply with quote

Is there any way to make one taste like something other than boiled cardboard? Just curious.
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. Buy the Jamaican jerk, donner kebab or Bombay bad-boy varieties.
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The donner kebab one is beautiful.
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also try these

https://images3.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/73/143373.jpg?v=2

They are in the "world foods in ASDA" for about 60p a go.
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spring onion, garlic, ginger and chillies.
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only ever buy Pot Noodles when they are on offer at 50p or less. It doesn't then hurt so much when I have to use a couple of quids worth of spices/flavourings to give them some semblance of taste.
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Potted flatulance is all I ever get with these Bounce!

Dont mind a few flavours, but I tend to just whack some noodles and spices in a pan usually, takes barely anymore effort, way cheaper and tastes 10x better.
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 21 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:35 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Also try these

https://images3.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/73/143373.jpg?v=2

They are in the "world foods in ASDA" for about 60p a go.


I love the way that the "serving suggestion" picture suggests that rather than being a complete meal, you should put 95% proper food (including what looks like brains, but that's presumably just to appeal to the zombie market) with 5% noodles.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zombie, student - same thing Smile
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Half a bottle of linghams chilli and garlic sauce works Cool
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MissTamsin wrote:
Half a bottle of linghams chilli and garlic sauce works Cool


Linghams is the best chilli sauce ever Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Re: pot noodles Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
Is there any way to make one taste like something other than boiled cardboard? Just curious.

try eating the packaging, it might taste better Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beef and tomato with extra brown sauce! Also the spicy curry ones taste epic but I haven't had one for years Sad
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guinness Cool
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 22 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all vegetarian. Even the beef and chicken ones!
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buy curry pot noodle. Peel lid. Add mango chutney shite. Add sriracha equal to the mango you just put in, add water. Voilá.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl9mgU1MQ1qdg1of.jpg

I think tesco sell this.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christoffee wrote:
They're all vegetarian. Even the beef and chicken ones!

It often amuses me when some people make the comment "I thought you were a vegetarian?" when they see me eating a 'beef' or 'chicken' pot noodle. The same people usually make similar comments when I'm eating animal flavoured crisps. Thinking

The one that really grinds my gears is "You don't look like a vegetarian" Thinking Thinking Thinking To which my default response is, "Hitler was a vegetarian." Usually shuts them up Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rigga wrote:
Beef and tomato with extra extra tomato sauce!


FIFY. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
"Hitler was a vegetarian." Usually shuts them up Thumbs Up Laughing

You should have taken it as a compliment that you're not associated with the likes of Hitler and other veggie-nutters Smile.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

They say you are what you eat. If you eat this ridiculous excuse for food....

Is boiling some pasta too hard for some people?
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh and was going to post anyway, something decent to add to a pot noodle.

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PostPosted: 22:17 - 23 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

guile wrote:
They say you are what you eat. If you eat this ridiculous excuse for food....

Is boiling some pasta too hard for some people?


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PostPosted: 09:40 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p305OiLZRCU/SdnYfLyd5LI/AAAAAAAAEcY/HMr9ncdwY_g/s400/pot+noodle.jpg
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PostPosted: 09:51 - 24 Mar 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it just me who actually likes a normal pot noodle? Confused
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