bar end dildos.......

[gavcarter]

Looking on ebay for throttle grips and bar ends to finish my mini-fighter and it seems I have choice of chav-tastic colored flames on the grips or weirdly shaped aluminum things that look like they will take batteries
https://i.ebayimg.com/t/RED-HANDLEBAR-GRIPS-BAR-END-WEIGHTS-MOTORCYCLE-BIKE-MOTORBIKE-7-8-22-25MM-/00/s/NjAwWDYwMA==/z/7bkAAMXQWzNSjhxH/$_12.JPG
Just felt the need of a little rant.....

[Benno]

What's the problem? Bikes are very sexual objects. My ex girlfriend used to love riding on the motorbike because she said it was like sitting on a vibrator that picked her up from work and took her to the cinema.

Embrace the sexuality of your two-wheeled beast and stick a pair of dragon dildos on the handlebars. Not only will girls be all over you but the size and intensity of your loads will increase also.
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[G30]

Hold on tight brother
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[Pol Anorl]

Saw these on a chinky bike parked up a while back.. they look like utter shit.

https://i.imgur.com/QzUAWJ9.jpg
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[Cashhead]

When I bought my bike it had those exact grips on it, the first thing I did was cut them off to make sure they couldn't be put on again!

[Jonathan A]

I had some of them. They go pink after a while
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[smegballs]

+1 for dragon dildons, they really are the best out there.

[1cyl]

If your going to bother.
Do it properly:

https://unintendedpenis.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/fail-owned-bike-grip-fail.jpg
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