Thieving gits

GetawayDj · Spanner Monkey Joined: 19 Nov 2011 Karma :

So, walking home from the bus stop through the estate back to my mums house, Im halfway down an alley way when I see 3 lads pushing something along the street at the end. Something seems familiar about this object.......Turns out its on my bloody motorbike.

Shouted at the cnuts, they dropped it and scarpered. Good timing for me to be heading home but was a shock to find that it was my bike being wheeled down the road from out of me mums garden.

Mum hadnt heard a thing. Did go out with the rottweiler looking for them but seemed to be long gone. Looks to only be a bent brake lever from what I could tell but will have to check when its light again.
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TheSmiler · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Karma :

Bloody lucky did you have it chained up at all, or any security on it Question

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GetawayDj · Spanner Monkey Joined: 19 Nov 2011 Karma :

It was round the back of the house so had all the side gate security. I text her asking to get the bike out for me ready for going to work. She got it out, was sat there in the garden with the dog for 10 minutes, went in and then probably not even another 10 minutes later got a phone call from me saying I had my bike up the road.
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_mjs_ · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 23 Feb 2012 Karma :

If that was my dog it would be on half rations for a fortnight.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

I'd court martial the bastard - sleeping sentries go to the firing squad.
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WheelieKing66... · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 25 Mar 2014 Karma :

Guy who lives by me woke up to look of window and see his gsx750r 12 plate being pushed up the alley way, he catches them unawares up the road smashed one with a bat the other run off! Got his bike back with just a few scratches but he's on bail now awaiting a crown court date!! Uk laws are fucked up!
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WheelieKing66... · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 25 Mar 2014 Karma :

Just to add his bike was in garage they broke into his garage then kitchen to get key! He reckons 2sec later they would have fired her up and be gone
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MC · Banned Joined: 01 Apr 2013 Karma :

^ I'd consider that reasonable force, not just cos someone's touched your $hit, but had he shouted out they probably would have fired up the bike & been gone.

OP was the steering lock on? Stops some opportunist quickly walking off with your bike.
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lihp · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Sep 2010 Karma :

Steering locks are useless, even an opportunist will beat them.

Can be broken quite easily in under a minute quietly.

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dydey90 · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2013 Karma :

Christ I wish I could be the judge for that case.

Cause: Breaking and Entry, theft, emotional trauma for occupant

Effect: Received a polite and cautionary tap with a bat.

Verdict: Short sentence and fine to be paid to occupant as compensation.
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stiglet · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 08 Oct 2013 Karma :

The law says you can't bash somebodies head in with a baseball bat because ultimately you don't know who's head you're bashing in. Odds are it's a scumbag scrote who deserves exactly that. Small chance it's a kid who knows no better simply because he's been raised by fuckwit parents and always seems to be getting his head bashed in.

Either way, you hit them with a baseball bat and the only thing they learn is "hmmm.... that hurt. Next time I better bring a knife".

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Commuter_Tim · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2013 Karma :

So what I'm gathering from all this is that if you catch some fuck stealing your bike... chase them down and finish the job, the law will punish you anyway.
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