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johnsmith222
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 16 Apr 2014    Post subject: Shrek is Love. Reply with quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0&feature=youtu.be

I don't even... Shocked
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Commuter_Tim
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 16 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
You need a YT account to view that video.
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andym
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 16 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Commuter_Tim wrote:
You need a YT account to view that video.

Think yourself lucky, tried my best to keep up with the words so gramma is shit:
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I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I'd pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
'Shrek is love' I'd say 'Shrek is life'
My dad hears me and calls me a 'faggot'I knew he was just jealous, My devotion to Shrek
I call him a 'c*nt', he slaps me and tells me to 'go to sleep'
I'm crying now, my face hurts... I lay in bed and it's really cold, a warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me, it's Shrek... I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear 'this is my swamp, he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I am ready, I spread my arse cheeks for Shrek...
He penetrates my butt hole, it hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing...


I closed the link at this point thinking why the fuck would someone make a GTA style video about this shit?
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Robster
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 16 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's not ogre... it's never ogre...

edit: better link with non-retard voice

https://youtu.be/48hehsqhIoA
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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 16 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
I saw this last week and I'm still having nightmares.
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 17 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
im not sure i quite understand what its all about,
or am i looking for meaning where there is none
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dydey90
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 17 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://pbored.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/rethinklife1.jpg
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benyboy
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 17 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wtf did I just watch; I now feel frightened and alone. Shocked
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Scythe
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 17 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
benyboy wrote:
Wtf did I just watch; I now feel frightened and alone. Shocked

Shrek can sort that for you.
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Tungtvann
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PostPosted: 06:02 - 18 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shrek is real.

https://youtu.be/pvghejpxMn4
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