Fair weather biker replies.

[recman]

I'm after some typical BCF retorts to the boring stiffs at work who come out with the same old 'No bike today then? Bloody fair weather biker!'.
I am a 'reasonable' weather biker but thats not the point.

[andyscooter]

how about fuck off
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[MarJay]

Tell them that the days of being skint and having a bike as your only transport are over.
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[Vincent]

I'd just yawn.
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[DrSnoosnoo]

Did you drive to work with your windows down? Thought not
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[Conzar]

Sort it out with a fight, on the spot, punch them in the gob
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[Orennayar]

"how's the strike going?"
that would work only in london though

[MC]

How about 'I only ride my bike when I'm not riding your mum', assuming your not too old for your mum jokes...





your never too old
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[nelmo]

Best retort is to not give them the ammo - man up and ride in all weathers, you big girl

Only kidding - just jealous as I sit here at work, my kit still dripping onto the floor and I foresee a very squelchy ride home I'm too much of a miser to pay the £25 train ticket to come into work for the day.

[Atomic Punk]

You obviously don't live in London, I ride whatever the weather as I can't stand the alternative.
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[dydey90]

The only other biker in our office is a strict fair-weatherer. I don't want to be tarred with the same brush but I don't have to ride in the piss wet through, so why should I?

Although I'm going for an MOT tonight and it's wazzing it down with a weather warning issued
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[P.addy]

Glass of water to his face, ask him if he likes getting wet.

If he had the choice would he rather you didn't throw it in his face.

End conversation.

[barrkel]

My commute is 12 to 18 minutes depending on traffic and aggression.

Public transport is over an hour, likely higher in bad weather.

My goretex proshell suit does not soak up water and is effectively dry 4 hours after taking it off. It doesn't let in a drop of water - in fact I enjoy riding in it because it makes me invincible to the weather.

I enjoy riding in the rain, as it's a more relaxed ride, more smoothness, less rush, etc. The dry is more fun, but a ride in the wet is better than no ride at all.
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[gavbriggs]

I'm happy to ride whatever the weather for commuting purposes. Even snow!

Just ask to see their bike qualification and if they don't have it tell them to fuck off! And if they do ask em where their machine is!

[Rogerborg]

To paraphrase Churchill: "Tomorrow I may ride my bike, but you'll still be a cu​​nt."
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[Wull]

I've been there and done that with riding all year round and tbh why the hell would you want to,I don't miss the numb fingers,the freezing thighs,freezing head,constantly playing dodge the deer and the likes......bring on the summer

So on that note tell them to fook right off
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[Llama-Farmer]

Just say why would you choose to get cold and wet when you have an alternative.
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[bikertomm]

My bike is around 3 times quicker than your car, I'll use it whenever I want..
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