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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 09 May 2014    Post subject: Pond life Surfaces! Reply with quote

Finally the truth is out:-

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/5/9/1399656314755/A-vandalised-Ukip-electio-011.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 09 May 2014    Post subject: Re: Pond life Surfaces! Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:



The others I understand, but what did the cheat cheat at?
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 09 May 2014    Post subject: Re: Pond life Surfaces! Reply with quote

ScaredyCat wrote:
what did the cheat cheat at?


He's a polititian. Probably just about everything.
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Re: Pond life Surfaces! Reply with quote

ScaredyCat wrote:
The others I understand, but what did the cheat cheat at?
I expect his brother has a tale to tell Laughing

Nice advert though - i'd happily donate towards a political broadcast of equal measure Thumbs Up Bunch of cucking funts.
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like a box on the voting paper that says " None are worthy of my vote" and tick that. Then we can really have a protest vote.
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

First past the post is a ridiculous archaic system that does result in selecting the 2nd worst tool in the box. However, we were given an opportunity to change it and voted fairly comprehensively to keep it.

The natural conclusion is that we, in the whole, are a nation of simple minded buffoons who entirely deserve the Tweedle Dees and Tweedle Dums that run the circus.
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say vote for UKIP, not because you agree with their policies but because giving them a greater presence in British politics should shake things up a bit and possibly give British politics the jarring wake-up call it needs to be more responsive to the public.

Farage is a good politician in that he knows what the public want. The rest of them talk fluff, he talks hard facts and statistics and gives a blunt, to-the-point analysis rather than a roundabout "politician's" answer.

Get more people like this in UK politics and hopefully we'll see a fundamental change away from the boring plutocratic nepotistic shitpit we have currently.


But, if you don't vote, make sure to give people that say "if you don't vote you don't deserve to have an opinion" a piece of your mind. The entire point of democracy in a free society is to give individual citizens the right to choose where they invest their political power. If nobody is successful in earning that, there is no obligation to give it away. If you truly do not support any of the candidates, do not vote. It is your right and men died for you to enjoy it.

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First past the post is a ridiculous archaic system that does result in selecting the 2nd worst tool in the box. However, we were given an opportunity to change it and voted fairly comprehensively to keep it.

The natural conclusion is that we, in the whole, are a nation of simple minded buffoons who entirely deserve the Tweedle Dees and Tweedle Dums that run the circus.


I would like to think that it's partly due to the relentless campaign against it the Conservatives ran, they pretty much drowned out the 'Yes' side of the debate.
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:

I would like to think that it's partly due to the relentless campaign against it the Conservatives ran, they pretty much drowned out the 'Yes' side of the debate.


Yes, from what I remember Conservative, Labour and the Sun deluged the mindless thickets that make up the majority of the voting public with 'PR never works'.
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnGWt42CIAAsbT2.jpg:large

Not racist.

Not anti-immigration.

For low regulation, low taxation, devolution, and a fanatical devotion to Babs Windsor.

Against remote unelected socialist bureaucracies.

Fetch me some nails, I have some colours to nail to the mast.
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You had me up until the 'fanatical devotion to Babs Windsor'. Sad Razz

I'll do what I always do these days. Vote for the member that I think will do the best for our constituency - not the party.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 10 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must be able to get a pretty nifty prize for all those tokens!

While I'm not particularly 'for' UKIP, I don't like the way they are getting 'picked upon' (in typically leftish fashion) by a lot of people on social media and so on - how about discussing ACTUAL policies for once.

Sorry... back to the real world of funny-picture-politics. Smile
(Yes, as nicely demonstrated in the first post, actually - aware of the irony.)
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 11 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Make welfare a safety net for the needy, not a bed for the lazy. Benefits only available to those who have lived here for over 5 years. "

Because lazy chav fuctards haven't lived in the UK for 5 years, have they.
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 11 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cunts the lot of them.....End of! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 11 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnGWt42CIAAsbT2.jpg:large

Not racist.

Not anti-immigration.

For low regulation, low taxation, devolution, and a fanatical devotion to Babs Windsor.

Against remote unelected socialist bureaucracies.

Fetch me some nails, I have some colours to nail to the mast.


...and then the EU elections are over and UKIP gets put back in it's box for another five years, it's job of soaking up the anti-EU vote complete and all media interest in it disappearing overnight.

They fall for it every time.
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 11 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Must be able to get a pretty nifty prize for all those tokens!


https://www.amjadbashir.co.uk/

https://www.facebook.com/VoteWinstonMcKenzie

How about you break the news to them that they're just tokens, and let us know how thankful they are to have it pointed out?
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 11 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 07:25 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, those links were actually pretty interesting and informative. I'm sure you took the time to read them. To save you writing your own correction, I'll do it for you, based on what UKIP representatives have actually written.

Scrapping paid maternity leave = replacing it with a universal credit so that SMEs don't have to avoid employing fertile women in the first place.

Raising income tax for the poorest 88% of Britons = sure, if you ignore that they're rolling NI and income in together and raising the personal allowance significantly because of course maths doesn't work.

Scrapping your holiday entitlement = and working hours, overtime, redundancy and sick pay in favour of mandatory clear template contracts which must show what's being offered relative to others in that industry. Almost as though job candidates are adults who can make up their own minds who to work for rather than helpless mewling victims who need to be protected.

Speeding up privatisation of the NHS = Giving budgets to directly elected County Health Boards. Not seeing anything in there about privatisation. You'll be able to point it out of course, from your extensive reading.

Abandoning all action on climate change = Dance!

Abolishing laws to protect your human rights = no votes for prisoners, how saaaad. Crying or Very sad

Making it legal for a man to rape or assault his wife = and doubtless his children too, plus everyone will have to hang a picture of Hitler on the wall, because that's their clearly stated policy, right?

Cutting education spending and [MacGuffin] = the cited link doesn't say a word about education spending, but after the Hitler thing, well, you don't need to see evidence, do you? Unless you love Hitler and all that he stands for.

You don't love Hitler, do you? Thinking
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PostPosted: 07:31 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ScaredyCat wrote:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/ukunt.jpg


Hahaha where did you get that? What a hilarious piece of generalisation.
Apparently the author decided to not read half the policies and made up half the points, considering the lack of sources.
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
[I love Hitler]

I suspected as much.
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I really think I'll be going for UKIP in Europe. You never know, they might stop Brussel's faffing with our roads even further
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
First past the post is a ridiculous archaic system that does result in selecting the 2nd worst tool in the box. However, we were given an opportunity to change it and voted fairly comprehensively to keep it.


You're absolutely right. A travesty.

And if memory serves, we had a referendum on that very matter with lots of publicity.

Did any of you cunts turn up? No, you did not.

So you can all fuck off whining about it now.
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Thanks, those links were actually pretty interesting and informative. I'm sure you took the time to read them.


I just post the stuff, you're here to do the synopsis for me - however wonky Wink - too many words...

It appears that the person that put it together got a visit from the fuzz over it... Which all seems odd

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The police explained that I hadn't broken any law – there was no charge to answer and it really wasn't a police matter.


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A Cambridgeshire police spokesman said: "A Ukip councillor came across a tweet which he took exception to. The name of the person on the tweet was identified and that individual was spoken to. We looked at this for offences and there was nothing we could actually identify that required police intervention. Clearly, the councillor was unhappy about the tweets. If every political person was unhappy about what somebody else said about their views, we would have no politics."



Obviously the Ukip policy of "No to Political Correctness" because "it stifles free speech." shouldn't allow free speech extend to anyone that doesn't agree.

I still don't see how "Benefits only available to those who have lived here for over 5 years. " is going to help - unless of course it's all those foreigners stealing the benefits from all those hard working benefit claimants who've lived here all their life.


Ukip if you want to, this cat's not for kipping (kippers?)...
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
ScaredyCat wrote:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/ukunt.jpg


Hahaha where did you get that? What a hilarious piece of generalisation.
Apparently the author decided to not read half the policies and made up half the points, considering the lack of sources.


No, it was a list of claims made by others, he was trying to establish where, if anywhere, they came from. Hence the blank "couldn't find any source"..
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:


You can bet that the vandal here wants to claim his benefits, health service and other advantages of organised government, without having to make the difficult decisions relating to them.

Rogerborg wrote:
First past the post is a ridiculous archaic system that does result in selecting the 2nd worst tool in the box. However, we were given an opportunity to change it and voted fairly comprehensively to keep it.

The natural conclusion is that we, in the whole, are a nation of simple minded buffoons who entirely deserve the Tweedle Dees and Tweedle Dums that run the circus.


You know what proportional representation will bring don't you? Oh well, we didn't get a complete majority, I guess we'll have to tear up the manifesto and agree a new one in secret with our coalition partners. Whatever way we do this, we get royally screwed over.

snoosnoo wrote:
I really think I'll be going for UKIP in Europe. You never know, they might stop Brussel's faffing with our roads even further


No, they can't. The EU doesn't work like that. Those who propose the EU directives are unelected, and the elected MEPs cannot realistically prevent any of them. They can send them back for amendment, like the Lords, but that's it. Not that it matters anyway as the MEPs (except UKIP etc) vote according to predetermined voting lists. Watch the Nigel Farage documentary on Channel 4 IIRC and you can see this in action!

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/nigel-farage-who-are-you/4od

Channel 4 has banned British people from watching it on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iUJJZU_wiY

ScaredyCat wrote:
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Total nonsense as expected really. Doesn't really matter though as most voters can see through the mud slinging attempts by the media. In effect the media has made the MRSA of politicians, nonstick Nigel.

As for UKIP policy on education policy, it is to reintroduce grammar schools to provide normal kids with the chance to have a higher standard of education, rather than keep it the preserve of the public school elites. Social mobility, another top reason to vote UKIP.
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