Patum peperium

[Ariel Badger]

Do you gentlemen enjoy the relish?
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[Fisty]

Toast bread on one side, turn over and spread your gentlemans relish on the un toasted side. Then sprinkle cheese over your relish and melt it under the grill. So tasty.

I also like to spread it on toasted soldiers for dipping in an egg.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Bit sexist there Mr Badger, I've enjoyed this for years. Trouble is, no-one wants to kiss you afterwards.

And for the record, no double entendre intended (for a change). I do mean the anchovy pate.


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[Fisty]

Infact you reminded me to get some as I ran out a while ago! 8 for £8 on the bay.
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[Ariel Badger]

[Robster]

Tried a similar thing over in Spainland a while ago..

Was described to me as the Jamon Serrano equivalent of dry cured fish, minced up into a paste for toast/crackers etc.

Was utterly foul.

[Jayy]

[hellkat]

Not had it, always meant to; never got round to it.
So its just anchovy flavour?

Probably yummy under cheese on toast, yeah.
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[Minty]

If it smells of fish, looks like fish or tastes of fish then it is of the devil.

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[Fisty]

[Minty]

Hmmmmmmm, I like the first inch of skin removed too.
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