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DieselASFC
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Only in Britain Reply with quote

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/m62-chicken-crash-memorial-birds-7120414

I'm all for it personally. This is Britain, let's embrace the eccentricity!
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

1,500 chickens died on the M62?

That begs the question....

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PostPosted: 18:01 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do they want to place an Auschwitz style memorial plaque at the frozen meat and meals counter of every Asda and Tescos up and down the country, to commemorate the millions of chickens and other mystery meat animals that get sold every week?

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News of the crash spread quickly and volunteers from as far away as Wigan and Wythenshawe have travelled to fields near the M62 to rescue the surviving birds.


I bet they did. "Free Sunday dinner!" as at least one Wythenshawe volunteer observed. "Sell em in the pub", said in his missus, eager to help the rescue efforts.
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Do they want to place an Auschwitz style memorial plaque at the frozen meat and meals counter of every Asda and Tescos up and down the country, to commemorate the millions of chickens and other mystery meat animals that get sold every week?


Don't give them ideas.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Do they want to place an Auschwitz style memorial plaque at the frozen meat and meals counter of every Asda and Tescos up and down the country, to commemorate the millions of chickens and other mystery meat animals that get sold every week?

No. Auschwitz was irrelevant, because Hitler was a vegetarian and only killed humans.

Spicy chicken thighs tonight. Many fowl died to bring you this information. Drooling
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must.Resist.Chicken-Crossing-Road.Jokes.
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got caught up in the aftermath of the chicken crossing the road mess. M62 was grid locked for bloody hours.
KFC have now got an offer on chicken burgers.
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have seen a memorial to birds before. Army Carrier Pigeons I think, in the gardens on Worthing sea front, hidden away someplace there.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 15 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done the paper for publishing PETA's loony rantings in full.

"Readers can save these animals from a life a pain and suffering by leaving them off their plates.”

Let's all become vegetarians tomorrow and then it'll become economically unviable to keep millions of livestock alive until they die of natural causes, so we can have one big massacre of them all at once.
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PostPosted: 06:51 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

so can subway use the dead ones in sarnies or not? Shocked
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
so can subway use the dead ones in sarnies or not? Shocked

Nope.
Subway would only use them if some loon had uttered some gibberish before slitting their throats.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where we're these chickens being transported to??

A slaughter house i suspect to become tasty tasty meat for us to eat!

PETA - fuck you, if a plaque goes up for some fucking chickens the world has officially gone to rat shit. I rarely see plaques or memorials on motorway a for PEOPLE that have died on there, so some chickens can get to fuck.

That is all!
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rest in pieces.
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 16 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalangel wrote:
Well done the paper for publishing PETA's loony rantings in full.

"Readers can save these animals from a life a pain and suffering by leaving them off their plates.”

Let's all become vegetarians tomorrow and then it'll become economically unviable to keep millions of livestock alive until they die of natural causes, so we can have one big massacre of them all at once.


You seem to have forgotten that PETA think all pets should be destroyed - for their own good of course. That's how much they care about animals.
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet Chicken Run 3 is just around the corner
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just because Man is to thick to understand vegetables and plants doesn't mean they don't have emotions. Lets liberate the Carrots of this world.
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

PETA...
People Eating Tasty Animals?

Yeah, I know it's an oldie but what the hell Wink
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely the point of a memorial is to remind/be visited...

What are the animal-rights brigade planning to do, take coach loads of chickens to visit it and mourn at the site Thinking
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
1,500 chickens died on the M62?

That begs the question....

Razz


How many laid eggs?
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those chickens were being brought to a slaughterhouse according to the article.

That's like putting a memorial up for little-known death row inmate who died in a prison bus crash on the way to his execution.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

could have been worse, if it had have been in Ireland there would have been horses instead of chickens. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was not far from me that, my cousin put up a post on Facebook, "Anyone want to come help save the chickens?" - I like animals and all that and all for helping them, as chickens are pretty cool actually but a memorial? Our country is beyond fucked.
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 18 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeap, that caused traffic jams. Good thing bikes can filter eh!

But it was still horrendous.
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 19 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rob Fzs wrote:
You get these thick fuck's all over the world, alot of people can't accept that animals have to die, they would probably have all crocodiles arrested for taking down wilder beast in the African river's aswell if they had half a chance.


No no, that's fine for crocodiles to tear legs off wildebeest, because that's 'nature'.

On the other hand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkR2XEYEFgk
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