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MarJay
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: What the heck is going on here? Reply with quote

I got sent an email from one of those spammy places that sells motorcycle bits. One of the things they listed was vintage advertising posters. I do like the odd vintage sign so I had a glance through.

https://www.classic-motorcycles.co.uk/db_images/GileraMotorcycleRace2.jpg

What the heck? Shocked
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fatjames
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's obviously already punched her in the tits, now he's going for the prestige. ("gary" for the new forum members..)
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ad occhi chiusi - with eyes closed


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PostPosted: 17:34 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit of a cool breeze, I see.

Now she'd be in a 4x4 mowing down Guido there while taking a selfie. Ain't progress maaaarvellous.
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not at all sure...


...but I am strangely aroused Embarassed
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice rack
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, OK then, let's get all Miley Cyrus with the banhammer. Right out here in General Chat where anyone could walk in and catch us at it.

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PostPosted: 20:01 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

*fap*fap*fap*
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 20 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

is it gimp o'clock yet?

bloody honda riders

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cJxHgmaAYE0/TwSZ0aVjHsI/AAAAAAAAq6E/X1Nf7X76EWI/s1600/Girl+on+a+Motorcycle+%252815%2529.jpg
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PostPosted: 03:47 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Well, OK then, let's get all Miley Cyrus with the banhammer. Right out here in General Chat where anyone could walk in and catch us at it.

https://rlv.zcache.com/motorcycle_pinup_girl_retro_pinup_art_poster-r58d33fb68f374e138fca7f90fd189bcf_weik3_8byvr_512.jpg?bg=0xffffff

Fucking Ada, Rog! Leaky, shagged main bearing R1 in the ad? Never mind, I am queueing up for that bit of kit! Fruity crossplane action, etc, ad infinitum, etc..fnarr
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PostPosted: 06:01 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:


Frankly, this is a lot more attractive than any of the cookie-cutter Monster Energy bikinithongmonsters you see draped over any variety of chavved out sportbike, or the bussed-in-from-somewhere-else rockabilly cosplayers dancing badly in proximity of a pipewrapped cafe racer clone.

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PostPosted: 06:58 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/defblade/mg06.jpg
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PostPosted: 07:36 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudshark wrote:


I came.
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

For advertising the Italians seem to like the double entendre. ...

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YL8C40jcvjQ/TvF9bcenUJI/AAAAAAAAAGc/CoD1kWew0v0/s1600/vintage_ducati_adverticment.jpg
and
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5-0r9lUefbA/TvF9VcNSSOI/AAAAAAAAAGA/3jwzPJToBkM/s1600/vintage_advert_ducati.jpg

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PostPosted: 09:06 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that Ducati subframe twisted? Thinking
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
Is that Ducati subframe twisted? Thinking

In before...."what Ducati?" Very Happy Confused
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... "what Ducati?"
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://nfieldgear.com/enfield-store/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/320x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/Z/9/Z91392.jpg

Slutty whore, with her red shoes. Disgusting.
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my day things weren't so smutty.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

fatjames wrote:
He's obviously already punched her in the tits, now he's going for the prestige. ("gary" for the new forum members..)


prestige ? etymology please for the context in which it was used.

How did I miss we had moved on from 'gary'.

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PostPosted: 12:22 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:18 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

and here's one where the girl is actually riding the bike...

I await to hear about armour and other protection

https://silodrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/girl-biker.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 21 Jun 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudshark wrote:
and here's one where the girl is actually riding the bike...

I await to hear about armour and other protection

https://silodrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/girl-biker.jpg


Of course you would need protection, it was the 60s... who knows where she has been.
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