Just walked in on boss cheating on his wife in the office

[Benno]

Happened last night at about 3am after we'd been out with some of his old mates. He told me to fuck off so I did, but came back because I had to change into my bike gear. Had a bit of an awkward chat with the chick while I changed.

Monday is going to be f*cking awkward, and it's just me and him in the office for the next two weeks. I'm not sure how I should react/act.

God help me.
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[Nexus Icon]

Act like you know you should; take the piss out of him mercilessly but never threaten to hold it over him.
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[c_dug]

Personally there is no point in hiding what you saw, he knows it, you know it.

I would just say to him that you'll not speak of it, and leave it at that.
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[garth]

Did you see his willy?

...

Did you like it?

[Benno]

[Hetzer]

Time for a promotion and a pay-rise methinks.
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[Benno]

[Raffles]

[Boris the spider]

Just get along side him.
Nice grin and say " nudge nudge, wink wink... sayyyy nooo more "
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[bugeye_bob]

ask if she has any fit mates .

[sensi5446]

What a sad twat, feel for his wife

[rideslikean00...]

[gbrand42]

Just breeze in there, shout "Way-Heyyyyy" and give him a high-five. Will break all the awkward tension there will be if you just walk in like nothing happened.

Then discuss opportunities to progress and move up the salary ladder.
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[P.addy]

Do you have his wife on Whatsapp... however, I wouldn't have my boss on there...

[rideslikean00...]

[Slacker24seve...]

My mate did the very same thing. He could stand neither his boss nor the wife. He was given a pay rise, which was fortuitous as he was going to a new job anyway, so he was able to negotiate a better package there too.

I'd ask on Monday, in private, if there's anything the two of you need to talk about. Take it from there.
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[EazyDuz]

Should have taken pics then blackmailed him for months
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[mic]

Was he nobbing her whilst you was having an awkward chat to her whilst getting changed?
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[RhynoCZ]

Whenever he wants you to do something you don't like, give him the ''I know what you did'' look, like a italian mobster.
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[sensi5446]

[Pete.]

Strut into the office on Monday, right up to him, thump on the shoulder and say:

"Giz a go on yer bird!"
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[metalangel]

[kawakid]

[gbrand42]

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]