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ScaredyCat
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 09 Aug 2014    Post subject: How To Spot A Masturbator Reply with quote

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/htsam.jpg

https://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/




* before you get too excited, it's a parody.. also you probably looked because you're a chronic masturbator so try this [url]https://www.howtostopmasturbating.com/ [/url]
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 09 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a jolly site, they found a good pic of Cher too Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:49 - 09 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the evolution of the intardtubes.

#1 Troll Xebians for laughs.
#2 Troll Xebians for laughs, add adverts, make monies.
#3 Troll Xebians for monies.

I can't wait for #4. Xebians troll trolls, add adverts?
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PostPosted: 10:09 - 10 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

From Christwire

Homogay's, dogs and negro's are bad - by Mark E. Figs, god told him, so must be true.

https://christwire.org/2012/05/hell-hounds-the-five-worst-dog-breeds-to-own/
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 10 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark E. Figs - tell it like it is Mark.

I will continue to say “bitch.” It’s a proper and adequate term to describe insolent women. It was designed to put women in their place (which is to be subservient to their male partners, as described by the Bible) and remind them that they do not live for themselves, but to repopulate the Earth and keep their husband, the HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD, happy. They are birthing vessels, simple creatures that have only a few purposes in life.

I was taught by my father, who was taught by his father, who was taught by his father, who was taught BY GOD that the key to a happy household is rigid social structure and keeping the woman reminded that her existence was not all that complicated; no interests in politics or entertainment, no far-reaching dreams, no zany ambitions — cooking, cleaning, birthing and worshiping. That’s it and that’s all.

Why do we keep forgetting this? Why do we strive to disrupt God’s perfect balance and harmony? Do we desire his wrath? Why do we allow women to think that they are deserving of a high status of which they do not deserve?

Bitches, everyone of them.

Bitches.
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 10 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

So they claim the rubbing one out causes cancer and links to an article. An article that actually shows that the opposite may be true and those that toss one off regularly have healthier tackle than those that dont.

https://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2009-01/drop-sock-masturbation-may-cause-cancer

Which says that a study at nottingham university of around 400 blokes shows increase prostate cancer in those who ejaculated regularly. It goes on to say:

linked article wrote:
However, in the JAMA paper from five years ago, men who reported ejaculating more than 20 times a month showed a 33 percent lower lifetime risk for prostate cancer than men who reported only ejaculating between four and seven times a month. In contrast to the BJU study, which only looked at heterosexual sex and masturbation in 840 men, the JAMA study looked at all ejaculation for 29,342 men.

Similarly, the Australian study compared 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, and found that the men who ejaculated at least once a day during their 20's were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.


I know which studies I'm going to put faith in. I'll be back in a bit, I'm just popping over to redtube.

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Wait, this is a pisstake. Oh well. I still maintain that a frequent turnover of sperm is the best way to keep everything healthy.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 10 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

More testing required though.
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