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PostPosted: 22:48 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: New found pet peeve Reply with quote

Today I was riding home from work. The road is a little corner heavy so usually a lot of fun after a soul destroying day in the office. Coming around some of the tighter corners, with hedges on the near side, there is almost no visibility around the actual bend itself.

To cut a long story short....

I HATE HORSE POOP! Evil or Very Mad

I was taking it easy today when I fish tailed it after coming round the corner and catching a nice, fresh, squishy dookie. I fully support riding horses, even have done myself but even then I thought it irresponsible to leave s**t in the road. Rolling Eyes

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks they should pick up the poo like all dog owners have to?
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://think.direct.gov.uk/images/partner-logos/look-react.jpg

But yeah, horses should wear those bag things that catch the crap.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

As far as im concerned horses have no business on the roads, i see no reason why they feel the need to go on roads, keep them in the fields.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not practical to pick the poo up! I mean how would you cope if you had to collect your exhaust gasses in condoms so as not endanger the butterflies?

I know it's annoying and I really do wish I could train Arthur to wait or put his arse to the side but it doesn't work like that, plus they were there first, the poo washes away after a rain and it mainly consists of grass anyway!, dog shit is different, ever noticed why processed and particularly meat eaters shit stinks the worst?

Just stop moaning and live with it. And on roads where there's horse shit stains, go steady cos there's possibly a horse there! We all have to share this land, let's share it and tolerate each others imprint!
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know horseshit can be a problem but, not as much of a problem as the amount of diesel that ends up on the roads.
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gavbriggs wrote:
It's not practical to pick the poo up! I mean how would you cope if you had to collect your exhaust gasses in condoms so as not endanger the butterflies?

I know it's annoying and I really do wish I could train Arthur to wait or put his arse to the side but it doesn't work like that, plus they were there first, the poo washes away after a rain and it mainly consists of grass anyway!, dog shit is different, ever noticed why processed and particularly meat eaters shit stinks the worst?

Just stop moaning and live with it. And on roads where there's horse shit stains, go steady cos there's possibly a horse there! We all have to share this land, let's share it and tolerate each others imprint!


What utter tosh!

Yes i agree it's not practical to pick it up, but how about moving it off the road??

Where were they first? Roads? I wasn't aware horses mastered the art of building roads?

As for sharing land? Roads make up a tiny tiny proportion of land in the country. Horses can be ridden in fields, bikes generally can't.

I have never got why a rider feels the need to trundle up a road anyway??? What is wrong with galloping across meadows?
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Were you going around the corner too fast to change lines or indeed stop in the road ahead of you that you can see to be clear?
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 27 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree Horses either off roads or pick up the shite. I live in a very horsey area with enough bridleways as to make using the roads impractical and longer than if they used a bridleway but they still insist on riding often 2 abreast along NSL country roads while the mobile shitbags plaster the tarmac in slippery piles of steaming crap.
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PostPosted: 00:06 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

wr6133 wrote:
....they still insist on riding often 2 abreast along NSL country roads....

I'm not advocating this but what would be the legality/illegality of giving them a blast of horn to show displeasure of their inconsiderate road useage?
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:

I'm not advocating this but what would be the legality/illegality of giving them a blast of horn to show displeasure of their inconsiderate road useage?


Legality aside scaring them while infront of you or as you pass with a horn may not be the best idea, however after you pass were you to pull the clutch and twist the throttle you wouldn't need to worry about hitting the mobile sewage spreader. On that topic there's another reason to get em off roads they are scared of the primary users of the roads.

I think many have the mentality of the Lycra clad pedalist brigade, they intentionally do annoying stuff because they can.
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PostPosted: 06:51 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Horse riders I think give themselves a bad name by being holier-than-thou, self-righteous, stuck-up gits. (generalisation of course Mr. Green ).

Modern roads are built for motor vehicles. Ask the government which they'd rather see using the roads - people in motorised vehicles who pay taxes to legally do so, or people riding animals that don't. How long would society last if we went back to prioritising horses as transport?

I do take care when there are horses around, common courtesy. However, I have a pretty loud pipe on my bike, I won't change that for them. I'd prefer to see them kept off the roads, but I don't think that will happen, so I put up with them.

As for their shit - butt plugs Smile
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PostPosted: 07:10 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

talkToTheHat wrote:
...stop in the road ahead of you that you can see to be clear


Which actually doesn't necessarily work.

Dale_Mckeown wrote:
https://think.direct.gov.uk/images/partner-logos/look-react.jpg



At the vanishing point of the bend in the picture, by the time the bike reaches it, another vehicle could be occupying that space having come around the bend in the opposite direction. Just sayin'

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PostPosted: 08:46 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am exceptionally careful and considerate around horses, up to and including just stopping and switching off the engine.

Considering how flipping lethal riding those things is, I do feel some responsibility towards the specials that choose to do so, probably in ignorance or denial about the risks.

How I actually feel about them using metalled roads though is...

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PostPosted: 08:47 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
talkToTheHat wrote:
...stop in the road ahead of you that you can see to be clear


Which actually doesn't necessarily work.

Dale_Mckeown wrote:
https://think.direct.gov.uk/images/partner-logos/look-react.jpg



At the vanishing point of the bend in the picture, by the time the bike reaches it, another vehicle could be occupying that space having come around the bend in the opposite direction. Just sayin'

Smile


As you go round the bend you can see more. You should not be going faster than you can stop in the distance you can see. The problem with riding is that going around a bend at that speed takes ALL the fun out of it. But it is legit advice to avoid bad stuff happening to you.
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PostPosted: 09:04 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

My GF smells of horse poop and it turns me on.
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick 50 wrote:


As for sharing land? Roads make up a tiny tiny proportion of land in the country. Horses can be ridden in fields, bikes generally can't.

I have never got why a rider feels the need to trundle up a road anyway??? What is wrong with galloping across meadows?


Like the other thread going on about cyclists, remember that similar arguments can be used to attack us, so be careful what you wish for.

As for sharing land? Roads make up a tiny proportion of land in the country. Motorbikes can be ridden on the track, horses generally can't.

I have never got why a motorbike rider feels the need to trundle up a road anyway??? What is wrong with speeding round a track?

Raffles wrote:
wr6133 wrote:
....they still insist on riding often 2 abreast along NSL country roads....

I'm not advocating this but what would be the legality/illegality of giving them a blast of horn to show displeasure of their inconsiderate road useage?


... they still insist on riding through queues of traffic through city centres...

I'm not advocating this but what would be the legality/illegality of moving my car over right in front of them to block them from coming through and give them a bit of a shock to show displeasure of their inconsiderate road usage?
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

These 'who should be on the roads' type threads always amuse me.

As a massive generalisation:

Motorcyclists hate horses and cyclists and cagers

Cagers hate motorcyclists and cyclists, but seem O.K with horses

Cyclists hate cunts in white vans

I'm not sure who horses hate! Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gavbriggs wrote:
It's not practical to pick the poo up! I mean how would you cope if you had to collect your exhaust gasses in condoms so as not endanger the butterflies?

I know it's annoying and I really do wish I could train Arthur to wait or put his arse to the side but it doesn't work like that, plus they were there first, the poo washes away after a rain and it mainly consists of grass anyway!, dog shit is different, ever noticed why processed and particularly meat eaters shit stinks the worst?

Just stop moaning and live with it. And on roads where there's horse shit stains, go steady cos there's possibly a horse there! We all have to share this land, let's share it and tolerate each others imprint!


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PostPosted: 09:32 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

gavbriggs wrote:
A load of bollocks...


Horses are for Fields or Burgers not Roads.
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypony wrote:
These 'who should be on the roads' type threads always amuse me.


It's worrying how many people genuinely consider that their chosen form of transport is the only one that matters, and that there is no reason to be considerate to others who we share the roads with.
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

civvy wrote:
It's worrying how many people genuinely consider that their chosen form of transport is the only one that matters, and that there is no reason to be considerate to others who we share the roads with.

I'm all for consideration. I've just observed that the groups to whom I show the most (footists, pedalists, horsists) seem to contain many individuals who reciprocate the least.

Mind you, car drivers probably think I'm a filthy queue jumping criminal for filtering, so I guess we all have our own views on what's considerate or not.
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
civvy wrote:
It's worrying how many people genuinely consider that their chosen form of transport is the only one that matters, and that there is no reason to be considerate to others who we share the roads with.

I'm all for consideration. I've just observed that the groups to whom I show the most (footists, pedalists, horsists) seem to contain many individuals who reciprocate the least.

Mind you, car drivers probably think I'm a filthy queue jumping criminal for filtering, so I guess we all have our own views on what's considerate or not.


There are positives and negatives for all types.

In a car you can sit with the air conditioning on during the summer, and sit with the heater on in the winter. Rain can be avoided whatever the 'season'.

People often forget about these things and take them for granted...
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick 50 wrote:
What utter tosh!

Yes i agree it's not practical to pick it up, but how about moving it off the road??

Where were they first? Roads? I wasn't aware horses mastered the art of building roads?

As for sharing land? Roads make up a tiny tiny proportion of land in the country. Horses can be ridden in fields, bikes generally can't.

I have never got why a rider feels the need to trundle up a road anyway??? What is wrong with galloping across meadows?


So... Instead of a little bit of poo you're advocating horse riders stop traffic while they clean the street? I'm pretty sure that hitting the back of a horse would be worse than a patch of poo.

Horses can be ridden in fields, as can bikes... Mainly though it's not legal unless you own the field and going round and round your own field is unlikely to be all that interesting. Roads are built to connect places, horses need to go from one place to the other even if they are mainly galavanting in meadows.

Funny that Roger, I actually find horsists to be rather friendly... I shut the engine off on the ducati and roll past them and always get a thanks.
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

daemonoid wrote:
Funny that Roger, I actually find horsists to be rather friendly... I shut the engine off on the ducati and roll past them and always get a thanks.

Oh, sure, waves all round. Then I run into their leavings. Friendly isn't the same as considerate.
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 28 Aug 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't they just scoop it up and throw it in a hedge?
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