Guilty pleasure

[PT1989]

I must admit, when I'm bored (usually on a quiet night shift) and have nothing better to do, there is a page on here that I frequently check, as it never fails to provide entertainment.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/search.php?search_author=BodyGuard

Is it just me that actively watches for the guys posts?

I just can't help myself, should I seek help?
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Currently riding; 1991 Yamaha XJ900F

[Rogerborg]

Never gives up, never surrenders.

Haters hate, but they can't stop reading.
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[5v3d3b0]

Oh don't encourage him

[DieselASFC]

You any good with cryptic messages?

https://seagrant.uaf.edu/marine-ed/curriculum/images/stories/grade4/kelp2.jpg

[covent.gardens]

I can't stand him, and usually when opening a topic I don't pay attention to who's posted it, I just read the thread title, open it if it sounds interesting, paying no attention to the author.

I know it's him as soon as I read the first sentence though

I think I'll just block him.

[map]

[arry]

[GeorgeB.]

I thought the first welded sprocket thread was gold, but he's loosing his comedic genius very quickly.
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Previous: Keeway TX125 | CBF 125 | CB400SF Project Big One
CBT 04/12/12 | Theory 03/12/13 | MOD 1 06/01/14 | MOD 2 13/01/14

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

I have prayed to Jesus that this is a real actual bcf-er, not e.g. Blau's long running and brilliantly scripted piss take account. But so far all I receive is a stony silence. It's like even God has disowned him.
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Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[MCN.]

[notbike]

Personally I like to get popcorn out when he posts something. I then immerse myself in popcorn at my computer desk while reading the threads. It is at this point I realize I wish I was born as a popcorn and begin to try my best to become popcorn.

This is a ritual I engage in multiple times per night while browsing BCF.

[barrkel]

I feel a bit sorry for the chap. He clearly has issues, what with the lying, putting up with bullying, ignorance of advice, and apparent inability to empathize - recall that ebay ripoff plan.

He makes me think of a stray dog that has grown up its whole life being kicked around, and now skulks on the edges of society, stealing for a living, biting things that won't bite back when he can, and fantasizing about a better life.

I think he'll end up in an institution within a decade. If he's lucky, it won't be prison.
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[andyscooter]

only downside is with him breaking a wall down


he will now thinkhe is the incredible hulk or somthing
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[dydey90]

Oh god I missed a right gem. Off to go read.
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Past: CBR125,ER6f NINJA 650, ZZR600 Current: VFR750

[PT1989]

He's the gift that just keeps giving!

BCF's very own golden goose
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[duhawkz]

He is a dribbling cretin.

Please do not encourage him.
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[TaeKwon125]