So... zombie apocalypse, 1 item.

[P.]

Just getting ideas for something I plan to do next year.

If you have to grab one item to take with you, that isn't a motorcycle, what would you take. Would have to be small enough to carry on the reg but have some use

[monkeybiker]

A sword so you can chop there head off.

[Nash GT]

Assault shotgun small enough??
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[RhynoCZ]

If zombies are completely fictitious, like they are, can the one thing, I'd carry, be also fictitious?

At Nash, that would be stupid to have. You will run out of ammo and then what?
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[Nash GT]

[Rogerborg]

Lightsabre.

If it has to be real, a top end water purifier.

If it has to be real and something that I already have, leathers and lid.

If it has to be real and something that I already have and literally "grabbed", lump hammer.
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[P.]

If you have the item to actually take, that would be a bonus

However, water purifier is a good call

[Minty]

Soft moist toilet paper. My chalfonts play up whatever Apocolypse is in season.
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[wr6133]

This

https://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh504/wr6133/IMG_20141030_100330_zps0dd62532.jpg

That's all you need to survive, use it to make shelter, make traps/weapons to catch food, make fire.... etc.

*edit*..... could also use it to stab Borg and take his water purifier.

[Rogerborg]

[pinkyfloyd]

[monkeybiker]

[Baffler186]

Something I could grab would be a hammer, remember you have to cause severe brain trauma to kill a zombie (it said so on the telly). I think for the first few weeks water would not be a problem, but possibly some chlorine tablets and some of that ultra concentrated squash for flavour.

I'd then fashion a sort of spring-loaded spear gun which is sprung both ways, so it would quickly delve into a head and retract without snagging. A longer spear would make for an easy kill, and would allow you to spear whilst still out of arms reach.
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[angryjonny]

McLaren P1

Do I want to live in a post apocalyptic world? No. Do I want to have a fun final few hours? Yes.

[Aff]

One of these, please:

https://www.blogcdn.com/realestate.aol.com/blog/media/2012/07/13-0531zomb13-1341945153.jpg
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[hellkat]

[Aff]

Actually, I will have one of these instead:

https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/five-rugged-cars-for-the-zombie-apocalypse-36358_4.jpg
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[N cee thirty]

https://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz176/robyarr/maxresdefault_zps29be244f.jpg

might aswell have some fun in the couple weeks before you starve to death
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[The999Kid]

My medical kit - pimp myself out as a medic to other people and encourage the banding together of a select group based on skills for a peaceful survival
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[Minty]

[CG Sam]

A space hopper or pogo stick. At least I'd have fun getting away!
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[notbike]

Fire axe so I can one-shot zombies and open canned food.

[DrSnoosnoo]

I'm thinking out of the box a bit. I wouldn't "go". I'd board myself in the house and not use lights or make noise.

Comfy bed beats living in some woods like all you hairy yetis
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[Ste]

What are you planning to do next year that involves a zombie apocalypse?

[SQL]

My leathers bite proof init