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5v3d3b0
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Spicy shit Reply with quote
For the last month ive been working in a mexican restaurant, and due to the staff discount ive found myself eating silly amounts of spicy food.
This bit me in the arse last night when i was taking a shit in a club while buzzing off lovehearts.. Never has my arsehole felt such intense fire Laughing
Just thought id share that with you all
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
5v3d3b0 wrote:
For the last month ive been working in a mexican restaurant, and due to the staff discount ive found myself eating silly amounts of spicy food.
This bit me in the arse last night when i was taking a shit in a club while buzzing off lovehearts.. Never has my arsehole felt such intense fire Laughing
Just thought id share that with you all


I assume love hearts are some kind of recreational drugs?
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's what all the kids are doing nowadays.

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PostPosted: 19:29 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
5v3d3b0 wrote:
For the last month ive been working in a mexican restaurant, and due to the staff discount ive found myself eating silly amounts of spicy food.
This bit me in the arse last night when i was taking a shit in a club while buzzing off lovehearts.. Never has my arsehole felt such intense fire Laughing
Just thought id share that with you all


Hot Story Bro
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Ste
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
Hot Story Bro

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Fisty
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
5v3d3b0 wrote:

This bit me in the arse last night when i was taking a shit in a club while buzzing off lovehearts.. Never has my arsehole felt such intense fire


Sticking fizzy sweets in your anus will do that.
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Lone-Wolf
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:

Sticking fizzy sweets in your anus will do that.


Wotcha.

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Dave500
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: Spicy shit Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
Hot Story Bro

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Not a chance buddy.
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andys675
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
how many packets do you have to eat before you get a buzz off them?
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
andys675 wrote:
how many packets do you have to eat before you get a buzz off them?


It's just a gateway to the stronger stuff.

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PostPosted: 21:45 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
It's just a gateway to the stronger stuff.

https://thecouponproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sherbet-fountain-1024x757.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4094/4932796778_168bf1eb64_z.jpg

Next.
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Love Hearts deffo a gateway drug
in a few years you'll be sticking on of these up yer arse

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Fisty
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
It's just a gateway to the stronger stuff.

https://thecouponproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sherbet-fountain-1024x757.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4094/4932796778_168bf1eb64_z.jpg

Next.


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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Save some, I want to taste.
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Ben90
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.chewbz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Giant-Sherbet-Straws1-296x300.jpg

Next thing you know you're noshing off fat blokes in a truck stop toilet just for a hit
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Fisty
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Only BCF could turn a thread from liquid shit to sweets.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty wrote:
Only BCF could turn a thread from liquid shit to sweets.


Video yourself eating some. It will be sexy.
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Dave70
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 01 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
Save some, I want to taste.


Before or after he's shoved them up his ar$e?
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andys675
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 02 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
just been round the corner shop and got offered some of this

https://www.thepinksweetshop.co.uk/userfiles/image/Space%20dust.jpg

dealer says you get a hit soon as it hits your tongue
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smegballs
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 02 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Need something to wake you up first thing in the morning?

I've got just the stuff buddy:

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gbrand42
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 02 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Choco crack?

Haven't we gone full circle now?
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 02 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 02 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
Fisty wrote:
Only BCF could turn a thread from liquid shit to sweets.


Video yourself eating some. It will be sexy.


Would you care to elucidate? Shocked
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