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PostPosted: 11:52 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who cares? He's dead so job well done whichever way.
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

True, a canibal has been killed the by officer. Why should anyone care?
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard the first officer on scene was a lone female, if she zapped the shit out of him I don't blame her, taser's are supposed to be non-lethal though, so something 'interesting' may have happened! Might have been off his head on drugs (might explain why he ATE someone), racing heart, taser finished him off... sure we'll find out.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:32 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

the police would never, ever shoot anyone dead, and then lie about the reasons for doing so

except for all those times when they did

so, I don't know
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

covent.gardens wrote:
Heard the first officer on scene was a lone female, if she zapped the shit out of him I don't blame her, taser's are supposed to be non-lethal though, so something 'interesting' may have happened! Might have been off his head on drugs (might explain why he ATE someone), racing heart, taser finished him off... sure we'll find out.


Only if you let go of the trigger. Keep it pulled and 50000v through the victim until the battery goes flat.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

True irony would be if the WPC gave the taser to the dying woman 'to hold'.
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

'All you need to cook tonight' advert by fedex on that page Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're a lone female and told to go to an address because of a disturbance. You have a taser with you.

On arrival you find a male psyco eating a female who he is murdering/has murdered.

Do you a) tell him he's arrested and escort him to the police station b) use the one day a year self defence training you've received and put him in a wrist lock, or c) taser the fecker and keep hold of the trigger until help arrives.

No brainer really.
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

covent.gardens wrote:
Might have been off his head on drugs (might explain why he ATE someone), racing heart, taser finished him off... sure we'll find out.

I hope we don't. It's not worth a penny of anyone's money or a second of anyone's time.

Job done and done well. Roll him into a shallow unmarked grave, /story.
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mogstar wrote:
You're a lone female and told to go to an address because of a disturbance. You have a taser with you.

On arrival you find a male psyco eating a female who he is murdering/has murdered.

Do you a) tell him he's arrested and escort him to the police station b) use the one day a year self defence training you've received and put him in a wrist lock, or c) taser the fecker and keep hold of the trigger until help arrives.

No brainer really.


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Then recharge the battery and go looking for the scumfuck douchebag who signed him out of chokey in the first place.

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Roll him into a shallow unmarked grave, also

Job done.
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately. There will be an enquiry.
Cop will be suspended pending the outcome.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shame he died, he could and should have been used for medical/mental research, product testing and organ donation.
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who are cannibals for the fun of it should be hung, drawn and quartered, like the olden day legends. As that's now unethical care of the PC brigade, I suppose overloaded to death by taser will have to do.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocking news...




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PostPosted: 20:33 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boris the spider wrote:
Cop will be suspended pending the outcome.

Which will hopefully be a commendation for finding a way around the limitations of her "less lethal" gear.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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As opposed to just acting like one on a forum.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 09 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

rideslikean00b wrote:
People who are cannibals for the fun of it should be hung, drawn and quartered, like the olden day legends. As that's now unethical care of the PC brigade, I suppose overloaded to death by taser will have to do.


Hang, drawing and quartering was a 'thing' not an olden day legend.. I don't think one needs to be particularly 'PC' to think that it might be considered a little barbaric (or unethical, but I don't think that means what you think it means)...
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PostPosted: 02:59 - 10 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if a taser can kill other kind of zombies
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 10 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Technically, though, is he cannibal if he was just eating her face? It's not as though it was her liver he'd kept in a Tupperware container in the fridge, is it.

He might have just got a bit over-amorous with the love bites .. Shifty


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PostPosted: 08:42 - 10 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm fairly sure the type of taser the police use is a single use single shot thing where you can't hold the trigger. I think it discharges one charge on firing, and you can discharge one more charge if the target is not subdued. The image of a police officer holding the trigger until he died is more than likely inaccurate.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no police apologist but I think in this case the guy must have had a heart condition, or been off of his face on speed or something.
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