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Nash GT
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Why would you butcher the seat Reply with quote

Was trailing Egay Earlier and came across a half clean looking FZ1 until I got to the picture of the seat... Shocked

WTF was so important that granted wrecking it like that

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-YAMAHA-FZ1-FAZER-ABS-BLUE-NO-RESERVE-SERVICE-HISTORY-/121501345484?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item1c4a0b66cc
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you don't want to pay for a rack, that's had a top box bolted to it.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just read the full ad Embarassed

Coz ex police Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
When you don't want to pay for a rack, that's had a top box bolted to it.


Carnage !
Think of the amount of kitten skin required to re upholster that
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

nashgt wrote:
Just read the full ad Embarassed

Coz ex police Rolling Eyes


Thats an Ex-Special Branch bike that used to have a top box bolted to the seat to make it look like a courier bike. Don't ask how I know.
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
We are a primarily a Classic Car Garage,

if you want a Warranty or Aftersales Service probably best to go and buy from a retail outlet


Interesting 2 comments.... Laughing

But why not recover the seat 1st.....[/quote]
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:
nashgt wrote:
Just read the full ad Embarassed

Coz ex police Rolling Eyes


Thats an Ex-Special Branch bike that used to have a top box bolted to the seat to make it look like a courier bike. Don't ask how I know.


How do you know?
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it not for a.. pillion pleasuring device? Shifty
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=top+box+seat&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=933&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_bCAVOWPKcLaOMzHgfAF&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg

Scarily common practice Shocked

Special mention for this;

https://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q53/yazza54/7bd713b2.jpg

Dafuq!?
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've done the pillion seat top box thing in the past.

Typically less than the cost of a rack to get a spare pillion seat and it's more compact, which rarely makes a difference, but I still prefer it to be tighter - if nothing else, so I occasionally satisfy my paranoia by tapping back to make sure it's still there and closed Smile.


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PostPosted: 20:36 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

What on earth is that monstrosity ?? Shocked

Reminds me of this
https://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos11/dave_ascooby3.jpg


I do too often check to make sure that box is still there, paranoia and all that Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe if you weren't all such fatties you'd be able to check in your mirrors Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

GeorgeB. wrote:
Maybe if you weren't all such fatties you'd be able to check in your mirrors Laughing


Can't breath in that much Shocked
I guess others no longer have mirrors fitted
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:
Thats an Ex-Special Branch bike that used to have a top box bolted to the seat to make it look like a courier bike. Don't ask how I know.

Why SIB in particular? loads of SO depts. used Q bikes & cars in my day.

FWIW MPS vehicle maintenance is second to none.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andy_Pagin wrote:
sickpup wrote:
Thats an Ex-Special Branch bike that used to have a top box bolted to the seat to make it look like a courier bike. Don't ask how I know.

Why SIB in particular? loads of SO depts. used Q bikes & cars in my day.

FWIW MPS vehicle maintenance is second to none.


CTC now sorry. All of the unmarked bikes I've seen tend to end up with CTC. That bike was purchased from a shop within spitting distance of one of the bases and was registered at the Empress another base.

FWIW MPS bike maintenance is not second to none, they handed lots of it over to outside companies years ago. In the 70's and 80's yes it was great, not so much now.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

GeorgeB. wrote:
Maybe if you weren't all such fatties you'd be able to check in your mirrors Laughing

Maybe if you got a real bike, rather than boring Honda Commuter's...

Razz Wink
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:
FWIW MPS bike maintenance is not second to none, they handed lots of it over to outside companies years ago. In the 70's and 80's yes it was great, not so much now.

Quoth my Scotplod source about cars: "Petrol, diesel, doesn't matter. After 6 months they sound and drive exactly the same anyway."

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PostPosted: 22:43 - 04 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having done work to a bike that had been previously owned by a welsh police force, I believe they only had one socket set.
It was a 3/4" socket set with a 1m breaker bar, I would say.

Every single bolt was done up ridiculously tightly, including mirrors and so on.
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 05 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad, when I worked for the Met in the 1980s & early 1990s practically all maintenance was done in-house, and to a really high standard. I knew loads of the mechanics, generally well trained, all the latest kit. Pity that's all been dumped in the name of out-sourcing, something we fought hard and successfully to thwart when I was there.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 06 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
Having done work to a bike that had been previously owned by a welsh police force, I believe they only had one socket set.
It was a 3/4" socket set with a 1m breaker bar, I would say.

Every single bolt was done up ridiculously tightly, including mirrors and so on.


I bought an ex-plod R80 like that about 18-19 years ago. People took the piss out of me for not being able to loosen...well, anything. And so a couple of big lads came round to laugh at my inability to undo a few nuts and bolts...

I swear they welded everything up. Was fucking ridiculous. The one and only time I've seen a scaffold pole snap was dismantling this piece of Kraut shite.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 07 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

27cows wrote:
I bought an ex-plod R80 like that about 18-19 years ago.
Which police force? I can't believe it could have been the Met. Not from that era anyway.
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