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I think Rhyno's "lost in translation" specials must have killed it ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Posted: 18:07 - 05 Dec 2014 Post subject: Re: A Joke A Day |
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Tracey Suntan-King wrote: | Where's this thread gone? |
I was wondering that.
How men and women record things in their diary:
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted,
and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt .. who the f*** misses a two-foot putt ? ____________________ Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
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andym wrote: | The barman asked me "How come I never see you in here with Pete anymore?"
I said "Would you drink with a guy who's a liar, always late, never pays his debts, squirms out of his round and when your backs turned he tries to give your wife one?"
The barman said "Bloody hell, NO!"
I said "Well neither would Pete" |
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Came home from work last night to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything taken.
What kind of evil monster does that to a bloke's advent calendar?!? ____________________ Honda Varadero XL125(V8)
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal; you've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers".
"Hang on," the man says. "All I need to do is take two aspirins, they stop me winking!".
"Really" says the interviewer? "Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country."
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin? |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 9 years, 166 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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