Life is shit

[nelmo]

Right, I want some effing sympathy - I'm having a really shit year.

September - parking company tell me they're taking me to small claims court for crappy parking fine.

October - made redundant (ok, I had 12 months warning but still...)

November - HMRC are investigating my last tax return. These checks are supposed to be goddam random but I was investigated 5 years ago as well. And this one could be bad...

December - given an official warning from my temporary job (delivering parcels) because some turd complained that I had left her parcel and forged her signature (a common practice among all delivery drivers, to save people a trip to the depot to get their parcel).

Every fecking thing I touch turns to shit at the moment - please send cash.
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Bike history: Suzuki GSXF600, BMW F650, Honda Varadero, Suzuki V-Strom, Kawasaki Versys
Current: Honda NC700X

[Nobby the Bastard]

[bEN_]

could be worse.
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2010 Ducati 848 Dark

Lamp Post Enthusiast

[........................]

Sounds like every single one on the list is your own doing and could have been avoided no doubt.

Today I went to see two families who each had a loved one unexpectedly drop dead, so no sympathy for you I'm afraid.

[JonB]

[CG Sam]

1. Didn't pay fine?
2. You had 12 months to sort something...
3. Guessing you fiddled your taxes if you think it'll be bad? The repeated nature suggests someone reported you for something.
4. Committing fraud. Lucky the customer is happy with just a complaint, and the company didn't sack you.

Basically...


LOL
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[Nash GT]

Pretty much been covered above fella..

All could have been avoided
Could be a lot worse, specially if you get found to have fiddled your taxes (Lube up dear boy!)
Feck the punters if they are not in make them go to the depot
I know that some delivery jobs pay per delivery but still not worth getting sacked by trying to help the customer.

MTFU and wizen up a bit
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[grr666]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XTpCwicwE
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[Skudd]

Don't touch your penis.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[MC]

So you've had a really $hitty last few months... not quite a year

I'd swap
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Yamaha MT-03 '08 (crashed)
Honda XR-125L '04

[Ariel Badger]

[covent.gardens]

[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

Looking for sympathy eh ?

I think you'll find it between "shit" and "syphilis" in the dictionary.
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[Llama-Farmer]

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Nothing you've said seems to warrant sympathy.


You didn't pay a parking fine for breaching the "contract" the parking company put on the signs.
You had 12 months notice of redundancy... that's at least 11 months more than the vast majority of people
You must have fiddled your taxes, otherwise there'd be nothing to worry about.
You knowingly forged a customers signature.


What exactly do you expect to get some sympathy for?!
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Next Bike: I want a CBR-RR. And I want an F800 GS-A. And a VFR 800. Can I have all 3?
Dream Bikes: Honda VFR750R RC30, Honda NSR500, Ducati 996 R

[Nash GT]

[Iain.]

My version of a shit year ;

Finish last year quite skint, have a little H100 commuter hack and a wrecked motocross bike to restore.

Spend all of winter bulding a bike, which proved to have a lot more issues than it originally seemed to, causing me to have to sell my H100 & run the credit card up to try and finish it.

Get 4.4hrs use out of it & then get taken out by a car being left with plates in my arm and 20% loss of movement.

Freind crashes his DR-Z and puts head through a five bar gate. Spends a long time in ICU at Kings & is given a 20% chance of survival. This was a very worrying time.

Miss doing loads of stuff I wanted to do all through summer because sitting in a cast.

End up in masses of debt due to having to run an automatic rental car that consumes fuel like it's going out of fashion.

Council tax gets fucked up at this point for some unknown reason & they start making payment demands.

Get fucked on the interim payment that diddn't exist & all cards go overlimit & default notices issued.

Council tax reaches final demand stages and I'm taken to court over it.

Smash two classic bikes up at work & have to pay for them both out of my own pocket.

I convince a freind to take one of my spare lids (a really shit one) & chuck me his Scorpion so as I can get it sent off for repair before he gets his GSXR1000. He gets the GSXR & gets sideswiped by a lorry a week later, the chinbar on the lid I loaned him fails completely. Two skull fractures, broken jaw, broken nose, most of teeth missing. I blame myself for this as I knew the lid wasn't great.

Then wintertime comes, the car fucks up & I end up taking the other half to work on that every day, with no winter gear because it all got ruined in the crash.

Then wrist gets cold, starts going all gammy again & causes mucho pains, and I start getting woken up having cramp in my leg a lot at night (badly enough that I'd often walk with a limp for a few days after)

Then due to the stresses of all the above I start arguing lots with the other half and taking it out on her, and she finally leaves me a few weeks before christmas. I've been with her five years & the worst bit was getting handed a box with an engagement ring in it to be told that she'd bought it around a year ago as she'd been that serious about me & figured we'd be spending the rest of our lives together. I must be a heartless cunt.

I then get banned from BCF

I then start getting in shit with work as I cant concentrate, keep making silly mistakes and such.

At this point its now christmas, I'm alone, pretty much skint & spend most of my time sitting in my flat with my cats thinking about how much of a prick I am & eating painkillers.

Do I want sympathy? No, I'd pretty much like everyone in the world to fuck off and leave me alone right about now. 90% of it is my fault anyway. I don't think I've actually told anyone the full state of the problem & even the above is a tl;dr version. Instead I smile, tell people that stuffs all okay & try and deal with it the best I can.

On the upside, nobody's died.

My point;

Be grateful for what you have, because if you keep whinging then one day you'll fuck it all up and be left with nothing. Things can be a lot lot worse.

[Andy S]

[Matt B]

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[monkeybiker]

Why all the c@nty replies?

He's just having a bit of a moan. Yes his problems are self inflicted by nobodies perfect.

Saying that, about the parcel, I would rather go and pick up my parcel than it be left on the doorstep with the danger of it being pinched.

[Fisty]

[Iain.]

[monkeybiker]

[Copycat73]

bad shit goes around...
and what goes around comes around ..
you take your turn like everyone else..
it tastes and feels horrible when you get your dose..
but later you realise that every one else gets their dose too sooner or later ..
the difference is how people react to it...

life is a bitch then you die ...

ps.. we have had our dose aswell
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[Iain.]

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