I just found a dead cat

[garth]

Someone hit it and just drove off by the looks of it. No collar. Quiet residential area in the country, a fairly close community.

I've picked it up off the road and it's in a bag now. What do I do? Put up a notice on the lamp posts? But saying what - can't exactly say 'black and white moggy found dead' can I?!
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[Copycat73]

try "Free to good takeaway" ...

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[mudcow007]

RSPCA?

knowing what that lot are like they will charge you for informing them though...

unless you can stick it in a fridge somewhere, its going to start honking isnt it?

[Fisty]

Eat it.
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[Omega]

I'd put it in the brown bin. That's the one we use for garden waste around here.

[Ste]

This thread needs pics.

[goto10]

https://www.brianyagel.com/img/FreeCat.jpg


(RSPCA probably best, they'll have ways of disposing of it. Poor owners... definitely get it scanned for a chip, at least the owners will then know what happened)
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[waffles]

Call up your local vet and see if they will scan it for a microchip, failing that go to the RSPCA who will dispose of it for you.

Whoever hit it and drove off is a proper twat though
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There's a, bestselling, book written for this thread!
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Bar muffs?

https://www.activitiestoshare.co.uk/content/images/thumbs/0000057_twiddle_muff_comforters.jpeg
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[garth]

So what's the etiquette for transporting a dead cat on a bike?

Bungees or rucksack?
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[P.]

Gaffer + flyscreen.

[Fisty]

[UnknownStuntm...]

When I've discovered a dead cat, I've always moved it to a 'safe area', so, out of the road. Leave it nearby, you want the owner to find it, but not necessarily with bits of it missing or squashed.

[garth]

I most definitely do not want the owner to find it on my patio in a bin bag.

I've phoned the vets, they'll have it, just got to get it there.
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[Chinaboy]

It might be chipped so maybe take it to a local vet at they have scanners. I feel sorry for the owner, maybe put a sign in your post office window saying a black and white cat was found dead in the road and see what happens. Sad, I love cats.

[chickenstrip]

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If no one claims it in three months, it's yours to keep
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Brain tan its hide and wear it as a hat.

[CieL]

[Wull]

[stonesie]

You wouldn't be the first to make a cat fly....

https://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article861931.ece/alternates/s615/The%20Orvillecopter%20by%20Dutch%20artist%20Bart%20Jansen%20flies%20in%20a%20gallery%20during%20the%20KunstRAI%20art%20festival%20in%20Amsterdam

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[SQL]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat

or vets and prop it up on pillion seat/gaffa, if asked say scared it to death.

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