BCF Character Assassination

[lihp]

Stumbled across this interesting idea the other day, a BCF Character Assassination thread.

There are several rules which need to be followed.

Each member can make only ONE post, though may include as many members as they like (or dislike).

You can NOT respond to a character assassination about you, that is you can NOT defend yourself, or retaliate to any comments made.

Posts must be clear, descriptive of what and why they dislike, and NOT be random abuse.

So, who wants to go first?
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[MarJay]

That Lihp, he posts random threads inciting people to flame each other. What a bag of w*nk!
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[t121anf]

MarJay, because he has mind reading capabilities.

[c_dug]

MarJay - Beat me to the punchline.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

lihp

You're a little ray of sunshine aintcha?

Why not go and boil your head?
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[Minty]

Korn.

The karma raping, devoid of humour, cuntbox.
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[Ste]

You!

[Ste]

This post serves no purpose other than for me to be the first person to make more than one post in this thread.

[Rogue_Shadow]

Rogue_Shadow is a complete Twat!

[Rogue_Shadow]

Piss off Rogue_Shadow! I'm awesome!

[Suntan Sid]

Bell ends, the whole, fcukin' lot of 'em
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[Suntan Sid]

Bell ends, the whole, fcukin' lot of 'em

So good, I posted it again!
Breakin' da rulz man, breakin' da rulz!
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[Ste]

This guy.

[chickenstrip]

Whoa, what was that?! Oh, it's ok, just a backfire

BCF fail of the year thread?
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[Sun Wukong]

I like Chickenstrip, because he is awesome.

[Tungtvann]

What happens if I break the rules of the thread?

[chickenstrip]

[swampy]

[Tungtvann]

That's a relief! Didn't want anything bad to happen.

[MC]

With all the name changes it's hard to keep track of who's who. With this in mind I hate you all
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[Rogerborg]

CaNsA is actually a really nice and decent fellow.
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

You're only saying that cos he made you a cuppa soup.
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[andyscooter]

Can't we just have a real assassination


I know who I'm voting for
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[CaNsA]

[unitynotsocri...]

Islander is a fuckwit who shags sheep coz all the local women are taken.His mum named him after a 1970 s short haul plane cos she thought his dad might have been called Norman, but at least hes British.....

Nahhh can't take this character assassination serious and am so dyslexic n spastico I don't know how to label other members in my profile,I.e.like/dislike / friend/enemy etc......ffsake. I've got Hellkat down as ' neutal' despite being my fave babe .

Islanders OK . its probably not OK if you are his neighbor.
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