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dolly3900
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Merry Santa Reply with quote

Ok people,before I get hassle, I am posting here as my work's firewall/filters have blocked Random Banter for some reason.

I'll be off line now until the new year, so just wanted to say a Happy whatever does not offend you and have a great new year too.

For those of you riding throughout the festive period, stay safe and keep it rubber side down.

Thanks for a fine year on BCF, have enjoyed the chats, challenges, arguments and flounces.

Have a good one guys and girls and if you happen to be near Aberporth over the break, pop in to the shop and say Hi Smile

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PostPosted: 13:34 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Birthday Jesus. Dance!
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy whatever DOES offend you because BCF. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minty wrote:
Happy whatever DOES offend you because BCF. Thumbs Up


Fucksake you've made a comment I agree with.... what is the world coming to?
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andym wrote:
Fucksake you've made a comment I agree with.... what is the world coming to?



Two strangers agreeing on the internet?

Not sure, but I blame the liberals.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is ok to agree with me, I am oarsum. Dance!
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merry Happy! May politically correct non denominational Mr Winter bring you countless goodies over the holidays.

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PostPosted: 15:03 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm hoping the internet (or whatever deity you believe in) brings us The Interview!

Sony don't have the balls to release it, therefore someone will righteously acquire it and upload it to the internets. Praying
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about merry getting merry and eating too much day


Can'tget offended with that


Unless your a c*"t
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
How about merry getting merry and eating too much day


Can'tget offended with that


Unless your a c*"t


My anorexia is offensive by this.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:


My anorexia is offensive by this.


How is anorexia offensive? Confused
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
Merry Happy! May politically correct non denominational Mr Winter bring you countless goodies over the holidays.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcV8lIMIIAA3ExZ.png


That's hemispherist, that is. You bastard!
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 19 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vincent wrote:


Who said anything about Christmas?
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
Merry Happy! May politically correct non denominational Mr Winter bring you countless goodies over the holidays.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcV8lIMIIAA3ExZ.png


'Mr' Winter? Sexism I say! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very old, but this year's copy arrived by email this morning:

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes
for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,
and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar
year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding
wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishee(s).
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taught2BCautious wrote:
Very old, but this year's copy arrived by email this morning:

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes
for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,
and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar
year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding
wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishee(s).


Fcuk that,

Merry Christmas All, and if it offends you Middle Finger Swivel
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merry Christmas doesn't offend anyone
don't believe the hype
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Happy" offends me. Razz
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merry Christmas All! Here from the non-sexist female Santa:

https://www.benelliforum.com/forum/attachments/biker-bar/7293d1386855867-merry-christmas-one-all-biker-chick-waits-fow.jpg

Ride safe Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Val wrote:

She'll burn her hands doing that, daft bint

Oh wait that bikes probably never been ridden ever
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpha-9 wrote:
Val wrote:

She'll burn her hands doing that, daft bint

Oh wait that bikes probably never been ridden ever


I bet she has been Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I bet she has been Thumbs Up

Too much bolt on tat, everything's either twisted or slack. Sick
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 20 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
Merry Happy! May politically correct non denominational Mr Winter bring you countless goodies over the holidays.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcV8lIMIIAA3ExZ.png


Mr Winter? The feminists will have a field day!
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