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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: skudd getting his arse kicked Reply with quote

Hi ,this isnt skudd its his other half, moment he is getting his arse kicked by alien's of the bacterial kind. For thosefof you out there that know skudd he is a workaholic!!! He has been not only off work but in bed for a week with what is called skivi itous. Oh no!! hes gone one better, had to call an nhs taxi on friday and rush him in.
Not only was he chunnering more rubbish than normally he was running a temp of 39.6.
After many hrs in a&e being used as a pin cushion he was admitted to a ward, not a padded one!!
Skudd not doing things by halves has got abscesses on his liver. In seriousness he is really poorly we will know more after a meeting in the morning.

Thought my first time was supposed enjoyable!!!!
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blimey... wish him all the best Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, really sorry to hear the big fella is so ill. Wishing him a speedy recovery and hope you and the kids are holding up OK.

He must have been ill to have taken himself off to hospital so at least he's in the right place to get treatment.

Love and kisses, thinking of you all

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PostPosted: 22:52 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him my best wishes, how are you feeling?
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody norah - what's caused that???

Tell the big yin gws.
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he regrets having that discounted kebab from Akrams now!

Hope the big fella.makes.a speedy recovery x x x

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PostPosted: 23:27 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

best wishes to the Skuddster Thumbs Up Thumbs Up hope he recovers quickly Karma

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PostPosted: 23:36 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Skudd's missus, sorry to hear the old boy's not well.

Did he say what to do if anyone mentions tits or GTFO?
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad

Wish him a speedy recovery from me (and tell him he's got crappy timing, I bet hospital Christmas food sucks worse than their normal year round offerings!!)
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your good wishes. Not sure what to do about dodgy stuff, just laugh like usual.
I'll read this to him in the morning thanks guys xx
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your good wishes. Not sure what to do about dodgy stuff, just laugh like usual.
I'll read this to him in the morning thanks guys xx
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does he know you've visited BCF? Laughing

Hope everything turns out okay for him, otherwise we'll have to start sending BCF get well soon cards.

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PostPosted: 07:54 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The liver is a pretty cool organ, regenerates and recovers really well.


Hope he recovers quickly, probably best to stay off the Christmas booze though - him not you Wink
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PostPosted: 09:50 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blimey, he doesn't do things by halves.

Achieve healthfulness expeditiously.
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get well soon skudd. I suppose this is one way to get out of buying your misses a Xmas present. Confused
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear it, GWS fella. Did you already get your Xmas beer supplies in? Maybe I can help Razz

In seriousness, keep us updated on how he's doing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please pass on my regards.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

GWS Tubbs. Christmas isn't going to eat itself. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minty wrote:
GWS Tubbs. Christmas isn't going to eat itself. Thumbs Up


Laughing Laughing Laughing

GWS Skudd Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it too soon for jokes about pâté de foie Skudd?

GWS, mate.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

GWS, Skudd
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wishing you a speedy and full recovery Mr Skudd.

Mrs Skudd. I would seriously accept the offer of BCF get well cards. If anything it'll bring a laugh Wink
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get well soon Skudd.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi guys doctor's have been and the news isn't good. Craig has pancreas cancer and nodules which they think are secondary on his liver. They think infection Is caused by his liver nodules.
they are concentrating on keeping the infection down so they can start some sort of treatment.
Thanks for all your wishes have read them to him gave him a few laughs xxx
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear this.
All the best Skudd.
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