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oldpink
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 25 Oct 2014    Post subject: beard trimming Reply with quote

I've been growing mine since Movenber last year and its starting to get a bit messy
and wirey
any tips on keeping it in trim without chopping lumps out of it

I'm thinking of shaving the sides and going back to Goatee as thats how I started
and the main beard is way longer than the sides
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nowt wrong with that.
What I used to do is take a blade to define the edge, on the face and throat. It'll look heaps better.

Ohh and shampoo, not soap.
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:52 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh ya fucker Laughing

That's a fair bit of time to leave it,go mental and shave the whole lot off Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:13 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:15 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since mine went similarly grey I keep it short, lest I be mistaken for Santa - thus avoiding the threat of pursuit by hordes of street urchins.
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 26 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep it leonidas, but getting shaved soon. Cool
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PostPosted: 00:35 - 03 Nov 2014    Post subject: Re: beard trimming Reply with quote

I did similar - let a 'movember' continue. Shaved the sides (hair clippers first), then finished off with a 'tache for a bit before getting rid completely.
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 03 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:55 - 03 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:43 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pointlessly digging up this thread because I've decided to give this malarkey a go.
Only a few weeks in so far so not much to report, will update when I have something that looks less tramp-like but not quite ZZ Top.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 21 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

in the end I left mine alone, still growing
Mrs still hates it Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:43 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

i tend to trim the sides to the same legnth as the hair on my head, (short)
and leave the goatee area alone,
neck hair gets shaved to keep everything tidy,

my beard doesnt grow in like yours oldpink, mines more along the lines of wiry pubic hair Very Happy except the mo which for some reason grow straight
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmnz wrote:
my beard doesnt grow in like yours oldpink, mines more along the lines of wiry pubic hair Very Happy except the mo which for some reason grow straight


same for mine, I'd just washed and combed it in the picture
its normally like a brillo pad Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the subject of beards, a mates neighbour is an old guy with a big white beard (at this point I expect you can guess where this is going Laughing) and he says that he gets £100 per day for being father christmas.

The power of a beard! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

ws4936 wrote:
Ohh and shampoo, not soap.


wash face with soap, then hair with shampoo, then beard with shampoo.

decent rinse

steal some of her conditioner and leave it on your beard while you wash the rest of your temple.

rinse beard after a minimum of 5 mins.

lovely and soft and glorious beardface
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 22 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
steal some of her conditioner and leave it on your beard while you wash the rest of your temple.

rinse beard after a minimum of 5 mins.

lovely and soft and glorious beardface


Yes, and she bitches like a drag queen about the fact you've stolen the conditioner.

"Don't you know how much that [insert name here] stuff costs?" Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 24 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy in work who has a magnificent beard https://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/AtkinsSJ/monocle.gif said to get a good healthy look to ones beard, is to oil it daily..... Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 24 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tarmacsurfer wrote:
"Don't you know how much that [insert name here] stuff costs?" Laughing


Tell her you will replace it, when she isn't looking.....one word. Semen. That is all.
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PostPosted: 05:18 - 24 Dec 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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