I think I might be middle class

[27cows]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnuepN9EvTw

I've been a passing fan of Kunt's for years but this one just cracks me up. It gets better with subsequent listens (IMHO). Surprised that it hasn't got more views, given that it's one of the funniest and most spot on songs I've heard in fucking ages
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[thx1138]

I must be, as I have Beales loyalty card, I eat granola and listen to Radio 4.

[recman]

Does shopping in Waitrose once a year count?

[dodsi]

What about having a collection of fine art? And not wincing at paying over £30 for a bottle of wine?

[pepperami]

You are all so Bad-ass
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[27cows]

Well, I've been talking out my arse for years so I guess I must be middle class too

Just find it hilarious what Kunt equates with being middle class...such as not smacking the bums of bending women and not having a piss in the bath
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[dodsi]

I don't pee in the bath but I did shit the bed last night.

[27cows]

[scorps]

I am so middle class, I can pronounce quinoa correctly.
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I used to think i was middle class until the little cul-de-sac I bust a ball to buy a house in, now has a DSS rental populated by never worked young chavs.

Now the only way to afford to live in a £200k plus house as a youngster is the dole, Kunt and The Gang have a good point.
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[Polarbear]

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mpd72 - "I say - you! Yes you - proletarian person...cut my lawn and I shall remunerate you to the tune of fifteen of the Queen's decimal pounds!"

New neighbour - "U WOT M8??"

mpd72 - "MY lawn - it groweth long."

New neighbour - "FACK OFF CANT"

mpd72 - "Idle swine - I shall bally well report you to the relevant authorities!!"

New neighbour - *punch / kick / headbutt*
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[andyscooter]

i must be middle class possibly even upper class as we have somone who puts our bin out and brings it back again when its been emptied

or just a really nice neigbour
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[Copycat73]

[recman]

Have a little go of this, just to see how inaccurate it is.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973

[Aff]

[recman]

Well, if the flat cap fits.

[arry]

Technical Middle Class - probably true. Don't feel like I fit into any class really

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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

So phone the lawn police.
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[27cows]

Can't help but feel people are taking this a bit too seriously

Song is clearly a piss take. Like everything Kunt has ever done.

No one here is middle class. We ride bikes, FFS
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