Plenty of Fish?

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Hey boys and girls, this is doing the rounds in the press today. Maybe you could use some or all of them

Love is … getting the answers to all these 36 questions right
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[Tungtvann]

Looks like I was right, too good to be true. I think I've had enough of all this.

[Sun Wukong]

[metalangel]

My friend without benefits insists that "Hi, how are you doing?" is the best opening message.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[Tungtvann]

[Sun Wukong]

I have once seen a dog blissfully continue to eat crap off the floor, while another (larger dog) pissed on his back.

Ignorance is only bliss in the absense of observers, in my opinion

All joking aside, life is long (the longest thing we'll ever do), and the happiest couples in my experience met later in life.

Just chill the fuck out, do some hobbies, let it happen.

And when it does, set your boundaries and don't let the hosebeasts in too far.

Signed,

Mr no boundaries and now no savings.

[J0Al1]

[metalangel]

https://cdn.zenpencils.com/wp-content/uploads/2013-02-12-lewis.jpg

I'm currently a third of the way down... scuttling past the happy crowds with my protective box under my arm. I have my hobbies and little luxuries (gym, mountain bike, gaming laptop)
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[Sun Wukong]

I just got past balloon stabbing...

And am now collecting boxes as we speak.

*life is long life is long life is long*

[metalangel]

Alternate ending here.

Cute Afro-Caribbean girl on OKC says she prefers nerdy white guys. View my profile but didn't respond to my message.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[Sun Wukong]

[metalangel]

Well, yeah.

https://d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net/images/2869/Awkward.jpg?1309895917

I wonder if she realizes the depths of nerditude, as evidenced by the rather normal looking guy sitting in a cardboard helicopter playing BF3 over in the Last Post Wins thread.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[Sun Wukong]

[metalangel]

Dating coach tries to explain to women why they should message men they find attractive on dating sites:

https://www.match.ca/magazine/article/9446/The-Secret-To-Online-Success/

I suppose his logic is flawed in that he forgets women are inundated with messages, and not all of them will be weird, ugly or creepy.

A pretty girl sent me a message yesterday:

"Hi"
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[ian505050]

Right...... Over the past week i have noticed an increase in the number of message i have received. I spent a little while wondering why and then realised its probably due to Valentines day which is fast approaching. No girl wants to be single on valentines day.

I seem to be getting about 7 or 8 messages a a day which is a little more than usual. I have been quite pleasantly surprised at how many phone numbers i have been offered this week. I make it my aim not to ever ask for a number as that seems a little bit desperate/creepy and if a woman offers you their number they must like something about you.

As i have been technically dating for a whole year now and been on many dates i am finding that i am beginning to understand women a bit better.


https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-24-19-51-32_zpshcih1bqc.png

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-24-19-52-46_zpsmhj1baf7.png


and this one

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-27-15-39-40_zpsu7jnso7z.png

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-23-23-03-54_zpssomxc36d.png

and this one


https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-25-18-45-55_zpsiuegewvh.png

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-25-11-29-13_zpssusictgu.png

and the best till last!!!!

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%203/Screenshot_2015-01-26-22-56-52_zpscrddslup.png

[metalangel]

[J0Al1]

[nowhere.elysium]

[metalangel]

[nowhere.elysium]

[Tungtvann]

[Commuter_Tim]

[metalangel]

Yeeeesh. Turns out my first choice goes to church every Sunday and is a "follower of Christ". She claims it isn't a dealbreaker so long as her other half isn't anti-Christian or anti-religion, but I get the feeling it actually kinda is.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

[metalangel]

First date of the year! Brunch with a young lady who has just moved back from Switzerland to do psychology, the 30something 'reinvention' strikes again.

Conversation flowed well, she's cuter than her pictures, and we have had a lot of similar experiences. Only slight issue is she's living with her parents to save money, but that's okay I guess - at least I have my own place if things get that far.

I had a nice hangover from being up past 1am drinking with my best friend so I wasn't feeling super awesome, and struggled a bit with my big breakfast. She declined the offer to go for a walk after brunch opting to go home and do her math homework (!!!). No opportunity for a kiss presented itself. I'd happily go for a second date with her.

Next date is on Friday, with the non-religious Caribbean girl.

Seriously, this January was just a freaking write off in every respect imaginable. February is where I put the lessons learned into making 2015 less sucktastic.
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"A faired bike will get you 10x more clunge than a unfaired one." -Marlboro Matt

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