If BCF was a bike, what would it be?

Scootaloo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 09 Dec 2011 Karma :

If BCF was a bike you could buy, what would it be like to own live with?

what sort of bike would it be?
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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

Used to be,
https://i.imgur.com/wa1yHKF.jpg

This this happened
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=270718

Now,
https://i.imgur.com/yOl4iUF.jpg

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yen_powell · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Karma :

It would have a warped and twisted subframe, a 125 Varadero front end and a fictional R6 arse.
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That is how I imagine Krad says Kawasaki.

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mentalboy · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 May 2012 Karma :

Rough body, bit of bling, ok smile but sometimes so feckin' stoopid you want to punch it....

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wristjob · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Karma :

it would be an imaginary r6 of course

WD Forte · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jun 2010 Karma :

I really cant imagine one bike that would sum up BCF
it would have to be some kind of mechanical, mind warped scootabike
full of everything from the brilliant and imaginative, to utterly stupid pointless ideas.
That's what makes it fun

when looking for ideas I found this pic and wondered why i hadn't
already seen it here
It looks like it belongs here.

https://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Awful-Hideous-Fantasy-Art-The-Iron-Dream-Norman-Spinrad-Hitler-Motorbike.jpg
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

It wouldn't be a bike you could show to your mother.

Let's face it. It'll be fucked up. It'll start up ok but just as you tap on the power it will either stall leaving you with a HGV in the mirrors and a suction cup for an arsehole. Or it will produce an obscene amount of power and puts a stupid grin on your face.

Either way it's a bike that you kinda love, and hate.
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Loud, and with a dose of bad aids:

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Something that used to be awesome, but sucks today Wink

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TheSmiler · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Karma :

Sorry but it can only be one bike and that bike follows some strict criteria. It's for a new biker and for a poser yet doesn't have the bottle when it comes down to the ride. It's reliable but extremely dull at times with no extra gas in the tank to get moving forward. Like all others it does require fettering with to keep on the road often with simple problems.

When you were younger you would show it off to your friends and have some banter about however it doesn't really earn you any points. When ever you see someone on one and a non biker talks about it they think it's the larger brother; which subsequently turns into the current affair.

Sorry but yes BCF is only one bike and that bike is an ... R125.

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