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Iain.
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Hit and run - pensioner road rage Reply with quote
https://www.kent.police.uk/appeals/witness_appeals/pages/150122_scooter.html

I probbably shouldn't find this as funny as I do. Laughing

(Given this is the police force who don't deem hit and run when it's car vs bike an offence)
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reminds me of this.


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1060944067261985&set=vb.146505212039213&type=2&theater

Trust me watch it from the start and stick with it Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
chris-red wrote:
Reminds me of this.


https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1060944067261985&set=vb.146505212039213&type=2&theater

Trust me watch it from the start and stick with it Laughing


I found certain aspects of that video quite mesmerising. Mainly the bouncing.
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Iain.
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Large build, mobility scooter, outside KFC.

Keep your eyes out Laughing
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fatjames
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://bloggiusmaximus.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/still-south-park-raising-the-bar-1.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
My eyes read....

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The rider is described as a white woman aged in her 60s, of medium or large build with a plump face. She was wearing a bobble hat, a yellow camel coat, laced shoes and glasses. She was riding a metallic burgundy mobility scooter described as ‘bigger than average’.


My mental image is....

https://pfiesterpfit.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/fat-scoo7.jpeg
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whoah - gunt on that.
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fatjames
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
smegballs wrote:


https://pfiesterpfit.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/fat-scoo7.jpeg


GET.ME.HER.NUMBER!
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I actually would though.
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andym
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
smegballs wrote:
My mental image is....

https://pfiesterpfit.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/fat-scoo7.jpeg


For fuck sake get a NSFW tag on this thread Sick
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
At the very least she should be arrested for fashion crimes: a yellow camel coat.

Some yellow camel is freezing his tits off because of her.

And another thing: why are all mobility scooters coloured maroon?
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 26 Jan 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Found her!!!


https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091006210646/cleveland/images/4/4a/Kendra(tcs).jpg

Laughing at the speed bump in front of the fridge.

https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130617002056/cleveland/images/a/ae/Speedbump.png
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