Will I die?

[Gazz]

Bought some pork pies from Tesco the other night that were reduced to 30p so stuck them in the freezer for a couple of days. Just brought them out to stick in the fridge to defrost overnight and noticed on the packaging that it says 'Ready to eat. Do not freeze'.

Will I die if I eat them? Or have I just wasted 60p (bought 2 packs).

[Commuter_Tim]

Yes, you will experience rectal prolapse and anal fissures the moment it hits your chocolate starfish.

Eat them anyway.
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[Raksha]

you wont but the people who smell your farts will

[1198]

Yes. You will die. I'm more convinced of this fact than anything else I've posted or seen posted on the Internet.
As to if it'll be in the very near future, due to pork pie related poisoning issues, sorry, I can't help you there. I've no idea.

[dydey90]

If in doubt, stick in the microwave and nuke the bastards for a couple of minutes to kill any nasties. For best results, consume with lots of spicy sauce.
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[Ed Case]

Get 'em down your neck and stop moanin'.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Dibs on your stuff.
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[Andy_Pagin]

My rule of thumb is that if it hasn't grown a pair of beady eyes on stalks, and it doesn't growl at you when you reach for it then it's still edible.
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[Commuter_Tim]

^^^ That seems very 'Zen' mindset.

[Jewlio Iglesias]

Pork = No no no no no no no no no
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[Tungtvann]

I think it's only because they've been frozen before. Tasting shit is probably the worst that will happen.

[Robster]

[mentalboy]

They're pork pies FFS. You could freeze them, defrost them and leave them on the pavement for a week and nothing, absolutely nothing, could be worse than what they make those things with.
Quit griping, eat them, get the squits and then get on with your life like every other appreciator of them.
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[DrDonnyBrago]

If it was me, my fingers would be too greasy with suet pastry and delicious pork pie jelly to type a coherent sentence.

[Rogerborg]

Dibs on your stu- ah, dammit, Shaggy.

Dibs on your GF.
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GF ∈ Stuff


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[Clanger]

[arry]

You'll die from dem fats n dem salts fo real. Dem bacteria just so second rate

[andym]

I froze some pork pies once.... defrosted and scoffed them... I died for almost 4 days

That was my excuse for phoning in sick anyway

[CieL]

[neil.]

From a Buddhist perspective, you will not die. There is no death, no coming, no going. Only manifestations. Like waves on the oceans that form and change. After consuming the pies, the conditions for you to manifest may not be sufficient. But you will be alive in the remains of the pork pie and you'll continue to live through in everyone in this thread.
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[andyscooter]

op not replied


RIP OP
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