Hypothetical Guy Martin Duo Travel Thing

[chickenstrip]

So all this Guy Martin mania going on at the moment, and comparisons of his recent programmes to the McGregor/Boorman thing, got me to thinking

For a bit of entertainment value, and as a piss take of McBoorman, I think GM should do a round the world trip with someone else. Being the self-confessed down-to-earth everyman that he portrays himself as, who could be paired up with him for such a venture?

A bit of consideration with a couple of colleagues at work has come up with:

Jeremy Clarkson
Max Biaggi
Chris Eubank
Lewis Hamilton

I like the Eubank one myself, as there is no way in the world those two would ever get along, and yet there is a slight connection with the truck love (oo er missus).

Any other candidates?
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[Matt B]

Alan Carr - 5 minutes before Martin rams a mug of tea in one of his orifices.

Freddie Flintoff - see who can 'out Northern' the other one.
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[P.addy]

I'd watch him and Clarkson.

[Rogerborg]

Hugh Jackman, but only if he grows his sideburns back proper, like.

Yes, biker.

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[CaNsA]

Clarkson or James May

[MarJay]

Guy Martin and Charley Boorman.

I've always wanted to see what a programme would like where Charley Boorman was the more interesting one...
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[CaNsA]

Guy Martin and....
Hetzer?
Kradmelder?
Smiler?

[monkeybiker]

karl pilkington

[P.addy]

[ScaredyCat]

[Ribenapigeon]

Your not thinking broad enough. Kim Kardashian.

If such a thing did happen it would shite and someone like Joey Essex.

However how about Ray Mears?

[roadracejoe]

Guy & his Tyco boss Hector neill would be a bit of fun

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This fella? Plenty of similarities.

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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Mary Berry. Think about it. Tea AND cake.
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[Omega]

He should replace Richard Hammond on Top Gear. I know the whole thing is fake/scripted but he always takes it a step further. Its about time they changed things up a bit.

[hellkat]

*wanders off to google Guy Martin*

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[1198]

Felicity Kendal!

[hellkat]

*returns none the wiser*

Is that the new Doctor Who, though...?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Dave70]

Boris Johnson.
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[Matt B]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Stephen Hawkin. In a sidecar.
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[Dave70]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Stephen Hawking gaffa taped to the front of a sidecar smoking a pipe.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

One of these beauties.

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