new member/bike!

[johnakay]

Hiya not sure where to put this so here goes.
my name is john yes I've worst names
been riding bikes most of my life from 1968 till now with a 14 years gap with getting married/kids 'n' stuff.
my current bike is a Honda NC700DCT 012 model.
heres picture...rgds john

https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/jmk151151/DSC02689_zpse7096f87.jpg[/list]
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[bikertomm]

Looking clean, too clean.


Go on then, give us some of yer previous rides?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

And what's that thing on the back for? When you want to take your boyfriend out?
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[Supermoto_Fan]

I really like what you've done with that
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[pepperami]

Hello, tell us about some of your earlier bikes
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[1198]

John, welcome to the forum. By the way,

[Rogerborg]

[Ste]

Greetings.

And if you're easily offended then you'll probably be saying goodbye to us fairly soon.

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[1198]

I thought maybe waiting until the new feller had taken his coat off and sat down before the abuse started was customary. He hardly posted an obnoxious / mouthy / know it all first post that could have offended?

[Ed Case]

Don't let it get to you johnakay, insults, gross bad taste, and downright filth are what comes your way here plus of course the odd bit of useful stuff................you'll end up addicted !.

[Skudd]

Nice bike, enjoy riding and the forum no matter how odd both get.

Nobby is a Bastard and leaves people stranded by the road and has a little willy and can't pronounce his "Qs" properly ( made the last bit up but who cares?)
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[Dan100tdi]

Nice bike john, like the colour too

[Polarbear]

Welcome
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[Matt B]

so shiny...

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Welcome, and please tell us about the Borrowers you transport on the back of your bike
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[johnakay]

ah it doesnt bother me at all insults.
you know what the saying is ..stick 'n' stones may break ma bones but words will never hurt me...
as for nobby insults if that what you call it,he is a little short in the grey matter area as well as the nether regions all balls and wee willy.
when he sun baths the little sparrows come down to play and saw little wee willy it was so small the little sparrows spat it out in disgust and cried out its not worth eating boys nothing in it!and off they went
hows dat for a throw back..next...

I started my riding back in 1968.
wanted a motorbike but in them days you need a guarantor for loans.
I couldn't afford cash out right being an apprentice.
my mates at the time had scooters so I settle for that as my older brother would be a guarantor. got a £70 loan and bought a lambretta Li150.
about 9 months later I bought a SX200 ,I've had other old scooters to in between till I turn 21.
took my little runner around scooter an SX150 pacemaker and part exchange it for a Suzuki 350 Rebel and almost killed myself coming out of the shop yard.I gave it a full throttle like i did on the lammyhttps://www.mig-welding.co.uk/forum/styles/smilies/speechless.gif
my heart was pounding like mad with excitement fook dis is fast. same as this one and colour...
https://classic-motorbikes.net/images/gallery/suzuki-rebel-t350.jpg
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[Ste]

[johnakay]

yes I like bacon mm not tried cats yet suppose taste like rabbits.
you try it and get back to us.
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working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership

[sidewinder]

Hi and welcome to bcf.think you'll fit right in
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[pepperami]

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[johnakay]

oh and thanks for the welcome.
I had this bike too in the same colour.
traded my little 350 for this and I can remember how I paid for it inc part ex £275 and a bit. new ones were £525!
my bike was only 2 years old just.I came off so paint work was changed to a 'R' model look in candy lavender.anyway here it is amongst others that I've owned over the years...
https://www.ozebook.com/compendium/suzi/john/john.htm

and this was my last T500 that I restored in 03 and since sold,all the crash bars/rack I made myself and that is how I got started in the business making rails etc for classic bikes. enjoy.john

https://www.ozebook.com/compendium/suzi/johnnyuk.htm

https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/jmk151151/DSC00152_zps08180521.jpg
https://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/jmk151151/DSC00159_zps5910e61f.jpg
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working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership

[drbaig]

Don't be surprised if there is a knob in that picture photo shopped pronto.
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[Skyblue]

Forget about the bike's I know you was hen pick by your miss's to go to the Coronation street museum(shame to say it I got my photo taken behind the rover return pump!) lovely bike's you have had.

[stevo as b4]

I can honestly say your lovely old 350 and 500cc Suzuki's are some of the best looking bikes I've seen on BCF for a long time. It makes me want to laugh my face off at the people on here twatting around on 15year old scabby sportsbikes with cracked scuffed plastics!

[johnakay]

no I wasn't hen pecked to go to corrie after all my good lass paid for the trip,thats the only I went .can't stand corrie or emmerdale. good excuse to go up stairs to my PC. after we went into manchester shopping mall ,had dinner then off to liverpool that to me was my highlight,enjoyed the trip.
yes they were lovely bikes and very good bikes in the days gone by.
those brakes were useless.things have moved on since.
I've had 3 x gt500 too.
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If I wanted to make a life-long career out of
working with the mentally retarded I would
have opened a Harley Davidson Dealership