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Boris the spider
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cider and ice
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Re: February cold. Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
I am just filling an empty hole


That's what your Dad thought and 9 months later you popped out.
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Use your 2k a week to get some top notch medical care.
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
I'm thinking more along the lines of something spicey but there isn't really anywhere to take a shit if it all goes wrong I would normally take one in a plastic bag and sling it in the nearest garden but I am working in conjunction with a couple of snipers tonight with barrett 50 cals.


I'm gonna do it ...

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PostPosted: 18:38 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
I am working in conjunction with a couple of snipers tonight with barrett 50 cals.

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Do us all a favour and eat some cyanide tonight.
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you have any allergies? Serious ones?
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just go for the basic Ginsters as we all do when in your situation. Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt. Don't forget plenty of fluids. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
I got a chicken tika kebab and the obvious choice of lucozade orginal when one is feeling under the weather yummy.


What are the snipers having?
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:

What are the snipers having?


Obviously their din dins will be of a higher calibre.

My mum stands by a hot curry to see off a cold, or is it my naan? Thinking
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Bring back Warped.
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Rub menthol chest vapor into your feet, you'll be right as rain in no time.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 01 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weird how that works and stops coughing during the night.
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Wait a sec... he has gold karma now? Did he make a load of sock puppets and up rate his own posts or something?
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PostPosted: 02:22 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Don't forget plenty of fluids. Thumbs Up


Just enough to cover the mouth and nose should do it.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
but I am working in conjunction with a couple of snipers tonight with barrett 50 cals.


Got it. It's a gay euphemism, right?
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
BodyGuard wrote:
but I am working in conjunction with a couple of snipers tonight with barrett 50 cals.

Got it. It's a gay euphemism, right?

They're going to take turns covering his arse?
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Getaway vehicle ready to go.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
BodyGuard wrote:
I'm thinking more along the lines of something spicey but there isn't really anywhere to take a shit if it all goes wrong I would normally take one in a plastic bag and sling it in the nearest garden but I am working in conjunction with a couple of snipers tonight with barrett 50 cals.


you mean they have a couple of spud guns, as most people would have used a 50 cal to stop you bullshitting so much
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Ariel Badger wrote:
Getaway vehicle ready to go.


So it is a common fix then??????
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
Getaway vehicle ready to go.

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Fuckin'ell when is that going to get some new teeth welded on?
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 02 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
The snipers I have worked with have been from Rent-a-kill. They were in a store/warehouse shooting the vermin pigeons and the like. Sounds better when you just say snipers as apposed to rat catchers, but there again don't we all up our jobs from time to time?
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