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Ste
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: British Airways flight and the 'smelly poo in toilet' Reply with quote

The pilot announced that the long haul flight could not continue due to health and safety concerns over pungent odour emanating from plane's toilet

A British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to Heathrow Airport when a “smelly poo in the toilet” became unbearable for passengers.
The pilot announced that the long haul flight had to be aborted, after cabin crew were unable to prevent the pungent odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.

Around 30 minutes in the seven-hour flight, the plane returned to London amid health and safety concerns.

Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev, who represents Potters Bar Parkfield was on the plane and said it was “insane” that passengers had to wait 15 hours for another flight due to a “smelly poo in the toilet”.

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“The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd.

“About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.”

Mr Sachdev, who was not seated near the toilet in question, said: “He said it was liquid faecal excrement, those are the words he used.

“He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/11472627/British-Airways-flight-to-Dubai-forced-to-return-to-Heathrow-due-to-smelly-poo-in-toilet.html
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dang, that takes some doing!!!
I find there is nothing funnier than dropping an absolute stinker in a plane load of people on a long haul flight Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Farting in a packed rush hour train is very satisfying. Shifty
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart next to me and I'd rabbit punch you in the ribs.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

That won't stop your nasal passages from experiences the delights of my digestive system.

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PostPosted: 11:05 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

My nostrils are like Hepa filters.

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PostPosted: 11:40 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Farting in a packed rush hour train is very satisfying. Shifty


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PostPosted: 21:48 - 15 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
Ste wrote:
Farting in a packed rush hour train is very satisfying. Shifty


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I've been sat at the back of a plane on a long haul flight that was right next to the toilet, its not a good place to be even with a fully functioning toilet. Sick
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can imagine me doing this.

My turds are genuinely the size of a fire log.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

"A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist."

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PostPosted: 21:58 - 16 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He mustae had tae stood his self up tae get off a that......"
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 22 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:12 - 22 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Quote:
Woman strips off on BA plane and performs sex act on herself, gets arrested


Now you're talkin'!
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 22 Mar 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Triton Thrasher wrote:
DieselASFC wrote:


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Woman strips off on BA plane and performs sex act on herself, gets arrested


Now you're talkin'!


I think it really does depend on the woman in question.

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