lookin to start a new club

banditsw · L Plate Warrior Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Karma :

Hi everyone im sean im lookin for people in or around the peterborough area that wants to join me in startin a bike club jus for people who wana make new friends and have a laugh but want to do it with a crew u can call ur own

DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

I SoA back on?

Fowlersrs · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Karma :

You've joined the biggest bike club in the uk, right here right now just no leather chaps or nipple tassles. Unless your female of course, and have pictures to prove. Laughing

banditsw · L Plate Warrior Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Karma :

No ass less chaps Sad

haha i respect this group jus wana start somthin around my area to actually meet up wit ppl and have a laugh...
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winz · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Feb 2015 Karma :

Try https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=302068.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Sik blud innit. Famlam 2 ryd wiv.

Dis nigga wnts 2 jn yr crew.
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banditsw · L Plate Warrior Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Karma :

If ppl r gona b knobs dont bother postin
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

I mean for you, would a nice cat cancel out a nob?
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Watch this, it's very instructive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTqjsBpJeU

Specifically it instructs you that if you start talking about "crews" then you'll very likely become a sad, mad eyed loon like Dibber there.

Your voice will tremble on the edge of hysteria as you alternate between wheedling and blustering about "respect" in a desperate attempt to make people outside of your teeny subculture give a gnat's size toss about going through all the off-the-bike ritual humiliation and debasement that you chose to submit to and inflict, when you could have been out there just riding your bike.

nowhere.elysium · The Pork Lord Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Karma :

What, you need a cuddle to validate your time on a motorbike?
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

DrSnoosnoo · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2012 Karma :

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

RedPanda · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 07 Oct 2014 Karma :

Blud u nid cum down 2 lundun n ryd wit mi kru - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JA3_ctwiJE
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Moxey · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 May 2011 Karma :

@Roger, remember watching that guys videos once and thinking 'what a pillock!' met him in person at a Rally not long ago and suffice to say the same is true off camera Laughing

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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

I watched a few of the videos, tres hilaire Laughing

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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

He finds Wildhogs offensive.
Laughing

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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPDViwdqsMg

Laughing

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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

Northern Monkey · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Nov 2013 Karma :

Maybe part of the initiation test could be a spelling test.

You wouldn't want illiterate people to join your club.
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ferrisio · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Jul 2014 Karma :

u peteybros r gay fam. i bash u irl
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

www.nobcat.club

Seriously. Thumbs Up