RIP Facebook

[Alpha-9]

Well seems someones dobbed on my fake name on facebook again and now they've disabled my account until I upload some ID

Therefore no more gaybook for me, as I disagree with that on principal as it goes against the very nature of the internet. When I was first using the internet at a young age i've always used an alias for security, lulz and many other reasons most of which amounting to the fact it's the internet.

So yeah, was weird to not be able to post this on facebook...sorry BCF you're the next best thing

So unless my Paddycert™ passport passes, fuck facebook
The place pisses me off and is full of misinformation and dumb bullshit anyway so no biggie, my mum wont be amused though as I never contact her otherwise

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[grr666]

I have a false ID on there too, but nobody except my wife knows what my 'name' on there is...
I've never communicated with anybody using it, it's just so I can spy.

Never had an account in my own name, and most unusually, my Mrs hasn't had either a false account or a pukka one.
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[yen_powell]

I've got a name on there so posh that a Bethnal Greener accused me of being one of those posh, trendy incomers and actually blocked me. I'm not sure I could actually spell it properly if I had to do it without reading it from a card beforehand.
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[J.M.]

[RhynoCZ]

[Joncrete Cungle]

I have had a fake name on Faceache for years. No coont has dobbed me in, yet.

[grr666]

[MarJay]

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[Ste]

I have a false ID on there too, I've never communicated with anybody using it, it's just so I can spy on grr666's wife.

[grr666]

As said, she doesn't use Facebook in her name or any other, she's evolved beyond that. Good luck
finding any mention of her on there. You'll need it.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Rogerborg]

[DrDonnyBrago]

Welcome back.

Prolific Facebookers are the most boring shade of beige bastards ever pinched off into society.

Feel free to hold your own opinions once more .

[Hefty]

[grr666]

With out going into complicated details that are only my business, I can't really expand on that. And whatever
the Borg digs up, he certainly didn't find it on Facebook. And those were the search parameters, I never said
there was no information on the wider internet. That's an entirely different kettle of fish. No fair Roger.
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Alpha-9]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

....and HTF am I going to spy on Alfie now?
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Seriously, I have a complicated aliarse on FB known only to a select few.

I mostly use it to stalk BCF members.......

True
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[Rogerborg]

[Alpha-9]

[hellkat]

I have at least three other FB accounts which I rarely use, and when I do it tends to be for nefarious purposes None of them are in my own name yet.

So I try to keep my own personal account eclectic and buttoned down to interesting people and subjects ... but even I'm starting to get more than a bit irritated with the "reactionaryBritainFirst" type of mentalists on there - (even on NZ pages, proving that no matter the accent, reactionary idiots will still be brainlessly reactionary).

How did I acquire friends who have such idiotic personalities? These should surely be sorted into "acquaintances" rather than "friends" !

Oh wait, that reminds me: one of them is my sister... I've had to advise two of my oldest school friends to have no qualms about deleting her from their lists (as she is nowhere NEAR as cool as I am) - and they gratefully did so. If she has selected any of you for potential friendship on the grounds that you know me or even if you play the same games as her, I recommend you hastily delete her, as she's an irritating imbecilic cunt.

So anyway ... moving swiftly on ... just this afternoon I discombobulated my profile for the first time in AGES, thinking that nobody paid me much attention anyway, and then I went off for a sleep.

By the time I woke up again, an hour and a half later, three people had noticed I was MIA.

Last time I did it, nobody noticed and I reopened it after three long lonely days

I think I am finally getting bored of Facebook but it will be a while before I properly give it up.
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[Jewlio Iglesias]

Pro-tip

Sign up new account, using new email.
?????
Profit
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[Flatbadger]

Form the title, I assumed..

Much disappointment

Fake profile here, with 2 friends - real people I've known for at least 20 years and are still around. But do I give a shit that their kids went to a book signing? How about if they try a new seafood recipe?

This window on the pussywhip-powered degredation of friends is only just funny enough to keep open
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[Omega]

Facebook ≠ 4chan.

Use the correct tool for the job. Don't moan about your hammer being crap because you're trying to plaster a wall with it.

People do put a lot of rubbish on their but that's what filters are for. You choose who/what you see.

[Alpha-9]

y bump this tho
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[hellkat]