Strangest thing carried on a bike !!

[jonbee56]

There are probably a lot worse stories than mine...

Yesterday I had to pick up an occupied bee hive and bring it back home..

I did get a few strange looks with it bungied to the back of the "Hornet"
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[Fisty]

Smiler. That's the strangest thing I've carried.
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[c_dug]

[c_dug]

This is the best that springs to mind:

https://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee81/paddy2007dug/deet_zps8f8uznnn.jpg

The deer on the top was above the level of my OH's head (she was riding pillion).
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[Fidge]

There was another thread about the most people had carried on their bikes and there were some odd things.

[Gazz]

My cousin. He is pretty strange.

[moonzoomer]

Carried a large pair of live Oscars (tropical fish) about 25 miles in a sidecar with about 20 gallons of warm water inside with some polystyrene foam on top, by the time I got home there was about 10 gallons left.

[wr6133]

The Wife

[mentalboy]

[ws4936]

I carried 3 bar stools back home on the back of a CBR6 bout 15 years ago, does that count?
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[spikenipple]

I once bungied a 50cc minimoto to the pillion seat of my XJ600 to take it to a mate's.
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[Albigularis]

Large 20KG dog food bags, barbecue, petrol strimmer and petrol hedge trimmer (at the same time), 32" TV, bags of charcoal for the barbecue, biggest thing was probably a dining table and two deck chairs.

The joys of not having a car.

On the GS this was all a piece of piss, but on the ZX10R it's a bit more challenging and even the dog food is pushing it...

https://i.imgur.com/OI8ag40.jpg
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Biking history so far-
Aprilia RS125 - Kawasaki ZXR400 - Triumph Street Triple R - Suzuki GSXR1000 L3 - BMW R1200GS - Kawasaki Z1000 - Kawasaki ZX10R C1H - Ducati Multistrada 1200 S Touring - Suzuki Hayabusa

[daverave999]

20kg bag of coal. Got some strange looks.
Also, an empty cylinder of balloon helium to turn into a stove.
Multipacks of toilet roll...

Nothing particularly strange, just whatever I needed to carry.
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[andyscooter]

Malcolm
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[andyscooter]

Malcolm
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[jonbee56]

[grr666]

^^^
Bollards.
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[c-m]

I bought an oven a few years ago:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hF1rUVZ2s94/ThhWNTVsSOI/AAAAAAAAA2I/m5VzQluMCMo/s800/IMG_20110709_115932.jpg

[monkeybiker]

[monkeybiker]

[temeluchus]

CaNsA.
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[Wonko The Sane]

Rocking horse - toddler sized.
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[Skudd]

Years ago I took a 9 foot artificial Xmas tree with a large box of decorations on the back of a DR125. I also used to take a full weeks shopping on the Vara when the car was out of action.
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[natefz6]

I used to go to Ikea with the wife on my bike as we just had to pick up a couple of things. She would still walk round and buy everything in the place and then complain that she had no hands to hold on with one the way home.
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"no I didn't steal it that's just the way I ride"

[dandelion]

IKEA here too, 1x Giant Teddy bear. £15 on sale.
Highly recommended, you get lots of waves and smiles. Magic.