What have Audi drivers got against bikers?

[Blobber]

When I first started reading the posts on this forum, I noticed a lot of criticism towards Audi drivers, and up until a week ago I didn't notice any particular make of car trying to unseat me. But in the past week I've had one deliberately pull out on me while I was filtering, another one took a corner to fast and nearly wiped me out while I was waiting to turn right, (it was a one way street), and finally, while I was on my test last friday I was going from a 50 to a 30 limit, so I did a check before changing speed, and there behind me was a f**king Audi, who proceeded to follow up my arse all the way through the 30 limit.
So what is it, with all these Audi drivers?
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[wr6133]

They are either overpaid pompous twats who think it's entirely their road so how dare anyone else be there

or they are poverty trash, running an old luxury car they can't afford to maintain but makes them think they are better than anyone else.

You can apply the same sweeping, possibly inaccurate, generalisations to the fancy car brand of your choice.

Personally I hate anyone in a Honda Jazz.... do they have a max design speed of 39MPH?

[Beehive Bedlam]

Things get much better when you get rid of the Loser plates even on a 125.

[NJD]

[bikertomm]

I don't generalise against anyone really. Idiots everywhere on my daily commute.


That's a lie.

Any sign of a toyota aygo / citroen c1 / old battered micra / yaris / 107 / any other ecotec wank box I immediately avoid or overtake and never bother to let them out.
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[Polarbear]

When I was young it was Volvo drivers. They seem to have improved.
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[Notj7]

Audi and BMW drivers both - and it's not like they're even special! Their cars, unless they're the top models like the i8 or the r8, are massively overpriced just for the badge!

A friend was provided with a courtesy car. BMW, something like 20 - 30 grand new. It was a bloody 1.6, no turbos, shitty plastic interior... and they tend to be driven by wankers who think they have something to prove to the world.

I'm paid pretty well, and I won't buy an Audi or a BMW even when I have enough ££ to buy a brand new 30k+ car. Get a 370z or something

Just don't be one of those people if you end up doing well for yourself in the future.
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[arry]

It's a perception versus perception thing. Stereotypes fo real. Get over it

[grr666]

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[bikertomm]

@ Jambo, I've just bought a BMW, drive it quick, reppin' my think biker sticker and move over for them all the time, no fucks given. Your stereotype just failed.
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[Ben90]

Any twat with £400 in their pocket and a job can walk into a dealership and drive out with an Audi or BMW nowadays, the majority of nice cars you see on the motorways are borrowed.

If someone wants to make a statement so much they're willing to spunk up to 50% of their net income on a car they'll never own, feeling butthurt towards bikers because they get everywhere 100x faster, cheaper and cooler would come naturally.

[arry]

[Rogerborg]

Can't be bothered writing 1,000 words so...

https://i.imgur.com/VQe0y3f.png
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[ADSrox0r]

Out in our rural commuter village it's the dozy bitches dropping off the runts in BMW X5s, Porsche Cayennes and any other Chelsea tractor you care to mention that I despise. Silly cunts will all but run you off the road to get Quentin and Tarquin to pre-school club on time.

And once the little dahlings are foisted onto the paid help and scummy mummy is on her way to fucking pilates class you best steer clear because the bitch aint looking at anything but her phone to make sure her diary appointments aren't cross booked. Heaven forbid her brunch date should clash with her OBGYN booking to sort out the raging dose of thunderclap spreading from her sour minge.

Grr.
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[P.]

I own an Audi and a BMW. We dislike you because progress is limited by you mopedistans.

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Notj7]

[stonesie]

The last vehicle that clearly had a problem with me and tried to run me off 'His' road was BMW related, a Mini Paceman, I was almost enjoying watching his driving after letting him pass*. I was expecting to see a real life crash test

*I didn't get much choice to be honest, he was doing 'banning speed' in a 30

When we met traffic he honked and shouted as I filtered past

[gbrand42]

Rather amusingly I was filtering past a line of traffic at the weekend and passed an Audi, then was rather surprised to see the Audi in my mirrors as he thought he would filter along behind me, making oncoming traffic have to practically mount the pavement.

Rather strangely it didn't amuse the police man who emerged from a side road and came face to face with said Audi driver. Last I saw in my mirror was the policeman getting off his bike to have a little chat.

Most satisfying, enhanced my day no end.
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[andyscooter]

Seems to be rovers round here

Driven by Doris and Dennis on there day out
But Dennis wants to keep the rover as its British don't you know

Normally driven 15mph slower then the limit and normally in the wrong lane
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[paintpot]

imagine a woman driver in a audi pulling a caravan.over the age of 60,o no did i say woman driver.
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[bamt]

Nobody has mentioned the berk in a Merc yet. But I do like to think of Audi drivers as the clown in a four ring circus

[Serendipity]

I try not to tar everyone with the same brush and there are always exceptions (please God, there MUST be because I occasionally drive a Jazz ), but my current pet hate is Nissan Juke drivers.

It’s like a few Micra drivers came into some money and upgraded the car while retaining their utter lack of care or skills. Every time I see a Juke the driver does something cock-worthy…

…except one. I did take note of one Juke the other day that was actually driven without fuck ups…

…but yeah, all the rest. [/sweeping generalisation]
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