Nissan Crashqui

[Nancydrew]

It was a splendid day, sun shining and birds singing. I had to venture out along the A2 with my baby in the car. There was some great tunes on the radio, "Lovely day" was playing and I smiled and thought it was a lovely day.

A gap in the traffic opened up and I put my indicator on and looked over my shoulder and pulled across the lane. Fucking nora, all of a sudden like a demented ram raider doing a ram raid I was struck by a bastard on a bike. Big fucking yellow and black BMW. I was not at fault, BMW ram raider hit me with such force that it dented the poor car. He fell off and tried to blame me .

You bikers are a bloody menace and should be banned.

[DeepgravellyScottishaccent]
You never saw the look on my husbands face when he saw the Nissan.
You never saw the body shop owner rub his hands with glee as he saw the damage.
You never saw my sons look of disgust when I went to pick him up from soccer practice in a beat up car.
You never saw the 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jacks cider I had to drink to block the incident out of my mind to get to sleep.

Then again, you never saw me indicate and move in traffic. You blind cunt.
[/Deepgravellyscottishaccent].

STAY OFF THE A2.

[Poseidon]

Sure thing boss.
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[NJD]

Not sure if real troll.

or troll with to much spare time.

[Nancydrew]

I think his name was Pete.

[Rogerborg]

Pete died for our sins.

I get that this is harmless amusement, but I'm not amused. I will be when I see which real account gets banned.
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[Flatbadger]

Soccer?

Now that's trolling.
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[delsol]

OP admits to fucking Nora immediately prior to impact, Nancydrew to blame for lack of due care and attention, careless\reckless driving etc.

Case closed.

[Suntan Sid]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[orac]

hang on, you pulled into traffic - hmm seem like its your fault to me specially as it appears that you did not check your mirror. it also appears you were paying far too much attention to the radio (you may have heard him coming if the radio wasn't on - yes you can use your while driving, surprising isn't it) and bird song to have you undivided attention on the task of driving.

also bent car is easily bent, I can give the average car a very large dent with my boot, now imagine a 200kg bike doing 10mph, its going to leave a very big dent.

also, event that aren't your fault don't keep you awake, you must be feeling guilty for your obvious lack of proper observations.

personally I think that cars should be banned, they cause huge amount of wear on the roads take up excessive space cause huge amount of pollution and exceedingly antisocial the way the lock people up and stop them from interacting with the world around them.
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[Akuji]

you can bet that this cumquat driver had fog lights on too - 90% of seem to do so even on a sunny day - fuckwits
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[hellkat]

Won't somebody think of the Winnie's children ...

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andyscooter]

Pete person who hit you seems to be a drunk fantisist

We have proof


Sure that you hurt now
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[Dave70]

Why isn't there a "This Post is Retarded" rating option?
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2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[dydey90]

See here for full story.
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[Pete.]

https://www.happylooksgoodonyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/IMG_6634.jpg
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Moo.]