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Fladdem
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 10 Jul 2015    Post subject: She Says I'm Too Nice... Reply with quote
Should I play tennis with her hamster to prove I'm not?
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 10 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
How would that prove you are not?
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 10 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but sentiments such as 'you're too nice' etc are usually a prelude to a more important announcement.
Prepare to be dumped.
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 10 Jul 2015    Post subject: Re: She Says I'm Too Nice... Reply with quote
Fladdem wrote:
She says I'm not manly enough


FTFY Thumbs Up Wink
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Fladdem
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're not. About 5 hours ago, I was told my easy going nature made it difficult. Apparently, I'm a weird mix between being really outspoken but very self conscious at the same time. Confused

It's funny, the last one told me I'm too much of a dick, throwing someone's crutches on the roof after helping to accidentally break their leg was the last straw.

I don't know, I just got back from the pub and felt the need to vent to strangers.
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Take little notice. She's no doubt just saying that as an excuse for whatever reason.

Carry on being yourself and someone will come along who likes you just the way you are. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 03:44 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dave70 wrote:
The biggest mistake you can make with women, is expecting them to behave rationally and in a mature manner

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PostPosted: 05:48 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
She obviously likes it a bit rough and is telling you to man up a bit in the bed department.

Give her a slap and smash her back doors in and she will be yours for life.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fladdem wrote:
...........throwing someone's crutches on the roof after helping to accidentally break their leg was the last straw............


Well you sound like a keeper to me. Hilarious.
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I find when things are getting rough and shit it's time for an oil change. Good guide for one in the workshop.
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Fladdem
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

Well you sound like a keeper to me. Hilarious.


Well, in my defence, it was a complete accident his leg broke, me and a mate were pushing each other in 6th form, my mate fell over, and landed on my other mates knee when he had his feet up on the chair opposite. I would also like to add to my previous statement, that the guy is an arrogant prick and was made worse by having crutches, he kept poking everyone and demanding that they gave up their seat for him, when they were plenty, it was also only one crutch I stole from him and it was either beat him over the head with it or put it on the school roof, so I took the moral high ground... Laughing

Nathan0834 wrote:
Fladdem wrote:

She says I'm not manly enough

FTFY Thumbs Up Wink


You're probably right, I was wearing nail varnish. Laughing

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I have to go and build a monster truck, look at fighter jets and do some push ups. After that, I'll buy a shotgun and leer at girls. Laughing Manly man stuff.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^ and you own a Furby. There's no hope.
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Fladdem
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
^^^ and you own a Furby. There's no hope.


It's an investment, honest! Especially being so lovingly cared for, being thrown in a corner and left upside down. It is on top of a mega-drive, got to count for something?
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you apply the nail varnish yourself, or did someone else do it?
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
[quote="Fladdem"]
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

You're probably right, I was wearing nail varnish. Laughing

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I have to go and build a monster truck, look at fighter jets and do some push ups. After that, I'll buy a shotgun and leer at girls. Laughing Manly man stuff.


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PostPosted: 12:20 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
^^^ and you own a Furby. There's no hope.


Not to mention the women'shands, must be one of the skinny jeans wearing metrosexual types.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bet you know all about kettles too.
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try to be a bastard.

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PostPosted: 14:47 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
This guy never wore nail varnish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc9L2RbQkw
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
kernow24 wrote:
Not to mention the women's hands, must be one of the skinny jeans wearing metrosexual types.

Don't be so sure.

My bloke has what can only be described (even by himself) as "piano players fingers" - long narrow tapered fingers, but which somehow end up being hands as big as shovels ... and I think it would be fair to say that he's managed to give quite a few people a knuckle sandwich in his time, and doesn't look like wanting to stop any time soon Laughing

Mind you, he's not exactly partial to nail varnish, apart from on my toes.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
So anyway, back to the subject of this bint that's threatening to dump you... does she appear unstable (other than all the usual female ways)?
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 11 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
gbrand42 wrote:
Give her a slap and smash her back doors in and she will be yours for life.

I imagine her new boyfriend is already taking care of that.

Show her how nice you are and pack her bags for her.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 12 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If shes a bit second hand like Hellkat then fuck her off. If on the other hand she's like TSK, write her a letter telling her you'll change. Call her things like honey bunny or my little cuddle rabbit.

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TSK - Where do you go to my lovely, Peter Sarstedt.


Wasn't that about a social climbing bit of fluff who fucked off her roots?
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 12 Jul 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Wasn't that about a social climbing bit of fluff who fucked off her roots?


No, it's about a sophisticated, beautiful, glamorous intellectual woman who made the most of the opportunities life threw at her and who could/can sip Napoleon brandy without getting her lips wet Shocked

Tritey, you put me in mind of that song by Kirsty Macoll,

"There's a Guy Works Down the Chipshop Swears he's Elvis"

Not that I frequent chip shops you understand
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