2015 - The Spill Counter

[Sable]

[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

[Nobby the Bastard]

At this rate, we're gonna have to stop taking the piss out of Smiler and pick on Fisty instead...
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[Fisty]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Valve?? Fuuuckk - no amount of POWDER or owt else could suss that. Just crap luck.

gws
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Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[Rogerborg]

[UncleFester]

See, if you'd been on a horse, you'd never have tried to make the lights ..... does that skew your stats?

On the plus side ... nospuddy - all good
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[Fisty]

Were they haggis and irn bru you threw to the side of the road?

Glad you're not potato.
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[covent.gardens]

Valiant, but ultimately unsuccessful, effort to stop before the stopline.

[chickenstrip]

I hope it didn't make you swallow your pipe? And I assume you had leather patches on your tweed jacket, so no scraped elbows? Jolly bad luck old chap.
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[CaNsA]

[Rogerborg]

Sadly I can only Paint.net bikes from that perspective.

Video fixed to match reality.

[chickenstrip]

Well, obviously the paint diagram will be the more accurate representation

Pesky videos call everything into doubt.
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

[CaNsA]

Proof that Rogerborg is not a vampire.

inb4 - "but it's daytime"
STFU! It's Scotland... There's never any sun in Scotland.

[hellkat]

I think you'll find that fits quite tidily my first poll category, Mr Jockborg xx (lovely accent, btw )
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[BravoCharlie]

[chickenstrip]

Kilt-wearing Scotsmen are so hard, the tarmac will probably put in a claim for GBH.
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[struan80]

Claim against Walkers crisps?

Obvious to me that stability failure cause this near fatal crash. This due to movement of culpritcrisps forward in the top box adding more instant weight to the front thus reducing front grip during controlled braking. (Ref traction circle). Bike slides and poor Roger falls through no fault of his own.

Should be warning on crisp packet label stating that if crisps are to be carried on a vehicle then the packet must be well secured using fully certified rigging.

Glad you are ok.

[DrSnoosnoo]

Are you ok? Fine thanks.

Answered like, "why do you ask madam?"
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[Dave70]

Rog, is that beer that got spilled?

Please say it isn't so.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Is it me or did that Enfield sound better on it's side?
I was also unaware the front brakes actually worked, or did a squirrel get trapped in your spokes.



Happy to hear you're ok.
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[grr666]

Unlucky Roger. Glad you're okay.
You look uncannily like me btw.....




Daddy?
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[Nobby the Bastard]

Having watched the video, my opinion is that the Borg should have been potatoed for the safety of other road users.

That's a Smiler level of fail in that crashed.

Glad you weren't potatoed though.
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