Nightmare Bike

[Diggs]

To follow the 'dream bike' thread, what is your nightmare bike? Here is mine...

Guzzi 350 slug.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[UrbanRacer]

My old S1000RR, i hated it and it hated me. Crashed it once and it tried to kill me another time with a 120-130mph tank slapper
Took a financial hit just to get it to f**k.

https://i.imgur.com/HU34q4p.jpg

[Suntan Sid]

There can be only one!


https://motorcyclespix.com/wp-content/uploads/harley-davidson-heritage-20150630051353-559225919d548.jpg
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[Alex A]

A Blandit in a dress:

https://bike.motors24.ee/vehicleimage/3/1/9/8/9/0/0/634067817841202500_full/Suzuki+gsx600f+95.jpg

[Teflon-Mike]

This one:-
https://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w269/teflons-torque/Little%20Dreams/LD07%20-%20The%20Corpral/100_0630.jpg
It was a recurring one!
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[Beehive Bedlam]

https://i.imgur.com/4Tpf3gb.jpg

[mentalboy]

[temeluchus]

https://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery/Honda%20VF750F%2083%20%201.jpg

The most hateful motorcycle ever manufactured.
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Polarbear]

Just because it's so ugly....

https://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/video.php/d/138148-3/2009_Victory_Motorcycles_VVisionStreet_Cherry_RearBeauty.jpg
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Vincent]

Even with the jaunty angle on that carb:-

https://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j71/Drewskovitch/Jap%2070s%20bike%20toys/Bike%20toys/Honda-CJ-T-09_zps33c19098.jpg

I dislike virtually all four stroke parallel twins, can't get on with them at all Jumping off something else from the time like an RD250 onto a "slow banana" like above is the biggest let down since the de-commisioning of airships. It's like getting off a Fireblade and onto a 1950s Massey Ferguson......except the Massey would go around corners faster.
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[CaNsA]

https://i.imgur.com/Lo3i9si.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17713394/bcf/wanker/ex_03.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17713394/bcf/wanker/ex_04.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17713394/bcf/wanker/ex_06.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17713394/bcf/wanker/ex_07.jpg

https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/srysly.png

https://i.imgur.com/LFBhXuk.png

[Pol Anorl]

[B0ndy]

https://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii531/nomadjoe74/imagerphp.jpg
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CBF 125 -> CB400SF -> GSX600F -> ZX6R (G1) -> GSXR1000 K4 -> ZX6R (B1H Stunt bike) -> VFR800 -> R1 5PW -> Sprint 1050 -> Fireblade 929 -> ZX10R C2H -> GSXR1000 K3

[Slacker24seve...]

[andyscooter]

this one

https://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb129/andyscooters/SP_A0138.jpg

gilera dna 180cc

was a cracking ride for the three miles I could before I hurt

and within two weeks was smashed up as a car drove into me on an island
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[hellkat]

Is this, like, a personal-bike hate column, or just a generally "I hate this wanking style/variety?" sort of thing?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Eddie Hitler]

I had a nightmare recently, where upon a shiny blue SV650 chased after me in some dark misty woods, if that's what you're asking.

[chris-red]

Anything with a Suzuki badge.
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[Eddie Hitler]

[Beehive Bedlam]

[rubyhorse2]

if this is going off ones we have owned mine has to be my very first bike.

Sachs XTC

Was a nitemare, just refused to run in the rain. i think i pushed this bike more than i rode it.

https://moto.zombdrive.com/images/sachs-xtc-125-2.jpg
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[Mudshark]

a long time ago my mate had one of these, I once had to go on the back, oh the shame

https://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/classic_bikes/B120P.jpg
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R1250RS
XT660X

[wr6133]

Suzuki GS500. To post an image of one would do it an honour it does not deserve.

[chickenstrip]

The once ubiquitous "Wetdream". Bland, slow, didn't handle, wore out quickly - valium on two wheels. Typical Honda fare, but taken to the extreme. Even the 400 didn't make up for anything the 250 lacked.
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[temeluchus]