Bikes you'd like to sit on but not eat a cheese sarney near?

[temeluchus]

Bikes you'd like to sit on but not eat a cheese sandwich near?

Well?
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[Ste]

What type of cheese is in the sandwich?

[Slacker24seve...]

I feel some clarification is required. Are we talking straight up cheese or does the sandwich have condiments too, eg pickle?

Or is it a sandwich where the cheese is a co-filling of equal importance, eg ham and cheese? Or brie, bacon and cranberry?
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[Islander]

Also, is the bread crusty or soft white, brown, wholemeal, granary, rye..?

More information is needed.

[temeluchus]

British Rail regulation cheese sandwich.
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[Islander]

Oh that's any bike then.

[Rogerborg]

[Moo.]

Does this cheese sandwich pass the appropriate classification to act as body armour should the need arise?
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[temeluchus]

[ADAMH0]

I'd like to sit on this, but eating a cheese sandwich(British Rail regulation sandwich of course) near this would be far to much cheese in one location and I'm sure cause a rodent problem.https://s6.postimg.org/t5xm50oxp/2003_Model_FLSTFI_Anniversary_Fatboy_Sargento_Ch.jpg

[Rogerborg]

Hang on, it only works as armour if it's got red cabbage in it. Not even British Rail would inflict that on an innocent cheese sandwich.
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[TheBeef]

Is the cheese melted?

[mentalboy]

Fuck the cheese - butter, margarine or 'I can't believe it's nearly plastic'?

[temeluchus]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Actually it pretty much was in summer due to no AC.
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[Flatbadger]

A Triumph Breville would be nice.
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[RedPanda]

What if you don't like cheese?
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[Hefty]

What if you cant eat cheese? Not me of course, a friend.
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[andyscooter]

all you non cheese eating fags need to go and find your own thread


is the cheese grated or processed sliced stuff
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[Fisty]

Is the sandwich fresh or a few days old and dry?

Is there pickle?

Is it cut lengthways, diagonally or into 4 squares?
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[MarJay]

Apparently the original BR Sandwich was white Homepride bread, with Anchor butter and a Kraft cheese slice. This was the only sandwich they sold for years and years, and they came up with it as they took the most popular type of bread, spread and cheese to make it.

Just goes to show that the most popular components don't often make a decent product.

Anyway, back to the OP's question. I'd not like to eat a cheese sandwich near a drag bike with open bellmouths and no fuel tank. I might spill some cheese into the engine.
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[Mudshark]

can you cut the crusts off beforehand?
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[P.addy]

A sandwich without crusts is a faggotwich, so no.

[hellkat]

It's not a civilised cheese sandwich unless it's toasted.
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